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F*CK! WATERMELON!

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined March 2021
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In 1932, a group of Australian soldiers and farmers waged an unconventional war against a horde of emus, large flightless birds that were destroying crops and livestock in Western Australia. The Great Emu War, as it was dubbed, was a military failure and a public embarrassment for the Australian government. The soldiers were armed with machine guns and trucks, but they proved to be ineffective against the fast and agile emus, who scattered and regrouped at will. The emus also seemed to have a remarkable ability to survive bullets, as some of them were reported to have taken up to five shots before falling. The soldiers managed to kill only about 250 emus out of an estimated 20,000. The war ended after six weeks, with the emus declared the victors.
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Need a little quick cash, my super clean LSD #ApeHaterClub is on 24 hour flash sale for only .121 #ETH Cheapest #bananingan on #opensea FP jumps to .3 then .5 after that
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God's mercy on you degenerate swine.
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Aussie festival season has officially started 🤘🏼 What's everyone attending this summer?
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Happy Hall🎃ween to everyone!🧟‍♂️ 🎁 We’re giving away 1 Mutant #GodHatesNFTees #NFT (0.4 ETH)🎁 To enter: ✅ Follow @GodHatesNFTees ✅ RT + Like ✅ Comment on this post if you like the art, with the hashtag #GodHatesNFTees ✅ Join discord: discord.gg/godhatesnfteesclu… ⏰24 h⏰
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Flipped 2 NFTs at like $400 profit over the weekend, forgot what easy money felt like 😅
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"these pills are garbage, I want my money back" 5 mins later...
Caption this photo… I was born with a crooked jaw 😅
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What a brilliant analogy
A Bottle of water can be .50 cents at a supermarket. $2 at the gym. $3 at the movies and $6 on a plane. Same water. Only thing that changed its value was the place..So the next time you feel your worth is nothing, maybe you’re at the wrong place💯
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Well this was unexpected
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Anyone else notice faster battery drain on #iOS16 using hotspot or FaceTime? Unsure if draining faster than before or if I'm just taking notice more than before 😅 Still getting from 6am to dinner with >75% which is incredible tbh, but it seems to drain faster under heavy use
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How time has flown, that was the year my business transferred from my spare bedroom to a brick and mortar
Apple introduced the iPhone X five years ago
My daughter complained her telescope isn't working, I said I'd look into it
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iOS 16 looks real tidy, I have one complaint that's messing with my OCD The corner icons on lock screen should colour match the date/time colour. Please fix before I yeet this thing 😅 #Apple #iOS16
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We're about to experience a sovereign debt crisis caused by the Europe energy crisis, all a capstone on the 100 year fiat expirement. Here's how I think the next 6-8 months go down:
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The problem with hyperconnectivy and phones is that our parents used to be able to leave their problems at home or work, now we make sure to carry our problems around in our pocket at all times
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If you play music from your phone speakers in public, I don’t like you
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So they should! The fact that a $1500-$2000 flagship android phone can be rendered obsolete less than 1000 days after it's sold to you is pretty pathetic tbh
I hate when DJs are like "make some nooooiiiiiise" Bro, isn't that YOUR job?
I don't ask for much, all I want is a bank account that automatically refills once it gets too close to empty :/