@psionic_warrior

chalkzone fandom mom icon by @brookykong64 he/him

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Joined January 2018
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SLUG@generalslug17h
sorry but this woman is raising 3 Lovesac mall location store managers, 1 guy addicted to Sunoco “cognitive supplements”, and 1 youth pastor who eventually does time for statutory rape
Emery
@_emerywwOct 25
A feminist’s A Trad wife's contribution contribution to society. to society
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this is quite literally my day job
The Sopranos Guy™
@uncle_juneOct 25
Imagine telling her she has to set up multi-factor authentication.
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maeve buckley andersen
@maevehove20h
Someone in the Dallas exurbs is going to have to tell his wife where the Christmas presents money went.
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richard@richard_normalOct 24
Elex Michaelson
@Elex_MichaelsonOct 23
Is L.A. mayoral candidate Nithya Raman a capitalist? "I'm a capitalist and I'm also a Democratic Socialist...we need to make sure capitalism works without harm to workers... to poor people." She says the DSA is a "big tent" but she disagrees with members who call to abolish police, prisons and the Senate. Interview via @InsidePolitics on @CNN
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Nightmare SwagKirb@Swag_K1RBYOct 24
Truest Gameoverse tweet
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'i love all the slay the spire 2 characters equally' smash cut to 'i don't care for Necrobinder'
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the sense i always got was that Bioware got hollowed out by the EA forced dev cycle on Anthem, everyone with vision left or was forced out, and then they just kind of fumbled on for another decade
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i do think i am going to vote in the midterms not because i think it means anything but because trump just visited my city and his motorcade made me an hour late getting home and i feel personally aggrieved
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con: what if the democrat wins and the GOP spends the next reelection cycle heavily campaigning here pro: that won't be for another six years, either I'll be dead by then or the US will be
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learning about naval strategy and getting super paranoid the Suburban in this chipotle parking lot is about to cross the T on me
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we've all been there
New Left EViews
@NewLeftEViewsOct 19
One of Bismarck’s trademark habits was to openly weep and wail and threaten to resign, harm or kill himself when he was not getting his way with the Kaiser. He would genuinely throw tantrums and cry and on one such occasion walked up to an open window and threatened to jump.
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garuka@ilygarukaOct 19
punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
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you think after hundreds of episodes the american dad joke where they make Patrick Stewart say extremely obscene things would stop being funny. nevertheless,
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he's putting Kirby in Death Stranding 3
HIDEO_KOJIMA
@HIDEO_KOJIMA_ENOct 19
With Masahiro Sakurai.
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Calling this zone of the US 'Ronald's Rift'
Amazing Maps
@amazingmapOct 18
793 US counties do not have a single McDonald's.
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japanese breakfast playing in Kroger... complete millenial cultural victory
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hazel🎃🧹@BluebriarArtsOct 17
if this happened to me i would erase the other driver on the conceptual level
Moz • Building Latteo@LatteoformacOct 16
Replying to @Tesla
Not today
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based on what i know about tesla build quality you can only do this 3-4 times before the entire car falls apart at once cartoon style
Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerdOct 16
The new Tesla Roadster just did a FLIP from a complete standstill! 🤯
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