Burgeoning human being, fully developed geek, and professional procrastinator. Possessor of own views. Citizen of world/nowhere* *Delete as applicable He/Him
Stansted Mountfitchet, Essex
Joined May 2007
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Look, if we start arresting every prominent figure in Britain who's suspected of misconduct in public office it would wipe out half the governing class who run everything. So, it's definitely worth doing.
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Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's @TorontoStar
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This is quite the display of grief:
Reporter: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
Donald: I think very good. . . . They started construction on the new ballroom . . . it's going to be a beauty. It'll be absolutely magnificent.
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Help Make Every Visit Memorable!
Could you be the friendly face that greets visitors to one of Uttlesford’s most treasured institutions?
Call 01799 510374 or email [email protected]
#VolunteerOpportunity #SaffronWaldenMuseum #CommunitySpirit
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Ahead of the release of #WeLiveInTime on January 1, we've teamed up with @StudioCanalUK to give away TWO We Live in Time merch packs. To enter, just repost!
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REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 🔁
Here's something to smile about! With #JokerMovie out now, we've teamed up with @WarnerBrosUK to give away THREE Joker: Folie à Deux merchpack!🃏 Just repost to enter.
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@IKEAUK When did you stop serving lingonberry jam with your meatballs?
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Donald Trump is the oldest nominee for President in American history.
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Not just sad for the nation for some it can be dangerous. Call if you need help.
There will be women tonight dreading their partner coming home. Football does not cause domestic abuse, but it can become more frequent or severe after big games, with reporting increasing by 38% when England lose.
Go to womensaid.org.uk. In an emergency, always call 999.
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My latest single is out now... enjoy! :)
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this is class 👏 men’s football is just as important as normal football
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‘Mumpsimus’, 16th century: one who insists that they are right (or wronged) when all evidence points to the contrary.
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“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Gullis eating soup with a fork. I watched Braverman try to deport a sofa. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.”
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Happy 11th birthday to the exceedingly awkward occasion when a Women's Institute dressed up as pirates for a talk by a Somali piracy victim, me hearties.
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A round-up of how the Bishop's Stortford Running Club contingent fared in yesterday's #LondonMarathon
@greenandgoldrun #londonmarathon2024
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