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my friend just ft me to talk shit and said “wait i can’t take you seriously you look so good rn”
and i cannot argue
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so i do these little backyard tumbling lessons with 2 of my kindergarteners from a few years back and tell me why they begged me to put the clean up song i used to play everyday on repeat tonight
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today i was discussing veterans day with my class and i asked if any of them had family members in the military
one of my boys said “yeah my uncle bankroll is” to which i replied
…well please tell uncle bankroll we said thank you for your service
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ek put lana on full volume in the living room and this is the nicest thing she’s ever done for me i am transcending
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coop just ft me and said “i was thinking about who i could bother and thought oooo chloe doesn’t ever go anywhere”
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bro i am not a florida transplant. i was born 5 minutes from where im sitting right now. i was raised republican and then went off to college and had my eyes opened
this place is a snowglobe of bigotry and you have to leave to see it
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please don’t let the locals find me please don’t let the locals find me please don’t let the locals find me
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guys, me being bored is so rare. i am a homeowner, a public school teacher, getting my ESOL cert, i do tutoring twice a week, private tumbling lessons once a week
god knew to not give me a second to breathe
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look at my class’s AR points in comparison to the other first grade classes this week lmao i live for this shit
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