I’m going to bed so don’t do anything at all until I get back

I’m the guy who tosses the shrapnel at you after the grenade explodes

I just learned that I am the essence of all things ❤️❤️❤️

Reddit will ban you for saying a curse word and then show you an uncensored decaying corpse for no reason

In the ocean there are various creatures.

Just taught my ape the Kill command

Who’s the fucker who keeps making up all these days?

Sorry, now’s not the time. There’s just too much turmoil.

They just invented fiveskin

Hey if ur a video game reviewer, can you stop bringing up all of the cool anecdotal moments that happened in the game IN the review?? I might’ve wanted to see that for myself, you dumb-shit. Just tell me if it’s good or not, you dumb fucking shitter.

Try our famous local ice cream spot. It’s like normal ice cream except it’s here.

My triumphant return. I am back from yesterday.

There’s an evil mage who keeps fucking zapping me on my way to my mailbox. Fucking douchebag

I just learned that I am a universal experience??? I’m so happy!! Everyone will know of me ❤️ And they will remember my intervention on their lives! ❤️ no matter what ❤️

It needs to be known that I thought up the cell phone Five years ago.

Note how I lost no followers when that server farm exploded. I am a natural produce.

Hoping to receive extremely expensive items for free through mere happenstance

Sorry to say, I’m hacking your penis right now. And I've just entered the mainframe.