Pedantic about punctuation.

this scepter'd isle
Joined November 2019
Learning the subjunctive comes next week, presumably.
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Scottish taxpayers did not vote to become BrewDog’s emergency overdraft facility. SNP accountability nowhere to be seen.
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The law: medicine cannot be added to food supply. Government: folic acid is a vitamin NHS government website: “Folic acid is a medicine that's” Also see list the NHS say cannot take it “You have cancer” is only 1 of approx 12 other big things That one line and 3 words represents 3.5 million people alone. It is a synthetic medicine by the NHS health description. It is harmful to millions. This is illegal as there are no actual numbers that could positively demonstrate what the government says ‘saving 200 babies’ It is illegal to medicate people without choice. We have no choice - it is medicine by own admission. It is harmful to millions own admission, it violates our freedom of choice and human rights. @ClareCraigPath We must build momentum and ensure everyone is aware and get it removed immediately. nhs.uk/medicines/folic-acid/
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I can see Jodrell Bank from my house. It's an utterly irreplaceable part of our country's astronomical and scientific understanding. Its UNESCO World Heritage recognition reflects its history and ongoing work. This is an appalling decision. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y6…
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Every politician who has given any ground to the right wing re LGBTQ pride has blood on their hands. Fuck you.
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Called a plumber because I could hear a sporadic drip but couldn't work out where from. Thought it must be behind the plasterboard. Seemed to only occur when I was cooking in the kitchen. Anyway, long story short, I am now aware that a neighbour's kid has got a new basketball.
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Two people in our office are so obviously having an affair but seem to think nobody's noticed. They "go M&S" together every lunch without fail to the point "bit of M&S?" has become office slang for sneaking off for a shag.
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The next Labour leader must commit to reversing NHS privatisation. Share if you agree 💙
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Andy Burnham hasn’t been in parliament for years. No involvement in international politics, failed twice to lead the Party. He is extremely out of his depth and under qualified to just walk into number 10. What he and his associates are doing is reckless.
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You would literally NEVER hear a Met Police commissioner suggest Muslims or LGBT+ people deserve extra protection and a special police unit. No matter what happened. Ever.
Never forget that Mark Rowley didn’t say anything about Nigel Farage when he was spreading dangerous misinformation during the racist riots. Black and Brown people were being stopped and attacked, while white people were allowed to drive past. Mosques were being targeted.
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In the past 7 days an LGBT+ club was set alight whilst full of people, & now a man is in critical condition following a homophobic attack in Bristol Do MPs care? Where's the "this must stop" energy? Where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Where's comments from the PM?
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Replying to @TheStourbridge
Did it say on the packet 'Fishy chunks en gravée'?
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Replying to @ElliotKeck
This would have been significantly better
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Now there's a change most would get behind 🤣🤣
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Friend. " You'll annoy less people if you keep your mouth closed." Me, "Fewer." 😇😇
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#ConsumerRightsAct #Currys #KnowYourRights A rant for @currys, who are currently breaking the law. Normally I'd let it go, but your customer service is a shitshow and your desire to wash your hands of the faulty items you sell is illegal. On 10 October 2025, I walked into your Exeter shop and bought a PCSpecialist computer. This was the birthday present for my 12-year-old. A present they'd been dropping hints about for months with the subtlety of a child who remains terrible at poker. They'd saved their own pocket money towards it. I topped it up. It was, genuinely, a lovely moment. For four months, it was perfect. Homework. Games. The full experience of being 12 in 2025. On 22 February 2026, four months and 12 days after purchase, it stopped working. No final farewell. It just… stopped. My child sat there pressing the power button with increasing desperation, and nothing happened. The machine that had cost a significant amount of adult money, and a not-insignificant amount of 12-year-old pocket money, was dead. Fine, I thought. This is what a receipt is for. I'll call Currys (the shop I bought it from, with my money, as a birthday present for my child) and they'll sort it. Your staff told me that my contract wasn't with Currys, and that I should contact the manufacturer. They also told me to go in-store with the machine to have it looked at. I went in-store. The in-store staff told me to call the number I had just called. I called again. I was given the phone number for PCSpecialist. Phone → store → same phone → manufacturer. A perfect circle of not helping. A masterpiece of redirection. If it weren't happening to me, I'd almost admire it. Now let's talk about the law, because I think someone at Currys may have forgotten it exists. The Consumer Rights Act 2015 is not a suggestion. It is extremely clear on this point: when you buy something from a retailer, your legal contract is with that retailer. Not the brand on the box. Not the manufacturer. Not some third party you've never met. The shop. The one that took your money and handed you a receipt. Within the first six months of purchase, the law presumes the fault existed at the point of sale. I don't have to prove the computer was faulty when I bought it. Currys has to prove it wasn't. The burden of proof sits entirely with them. During this window, I am legally entitled to a repair or a replacement, and if either of those fails, a full refund. We are currently inside that six-month window. I bought it on 10 October 2025. I complained on 22 February 2026. I am four and a half months in. The law is not ambiguous about what happens here. What makes this particularly spectacular is that Currys' own published policy acknowledges the six-month framework. It is written down on their website. They know the rules. They have typed them up and put them on the internet. They are simply hoping that their customers are too tired from the runaround to actually enforce them. PCSpecialist are entirely blameless in this story. They manufactured a machine. Currys sold that machine to me. My dispute is with Currys. Directing me to PCSpecialist is the retail equivalent of Tesco selling you a gone-off chicken, and when you try to return it, handing you the farmer's phone number. The farmer didn't sell you the chicken. You don't have to knock on the farmer's door. You go back to the supermarket. This is not a controversial legal position. It is just how shops work. My 12-year-old has been without their birthday present for a few days now. They have been, I have to say, considerably more gracious about this than I have. They haven't complained. They've been patient. They are, in this situation, the bigger person — which is a sentence I never expected to write about a primary school leaver, but here we are. They shouldn't have to be patient. They should just have a working computer. So this is where we are, @currys. I know my rights under the Consumer Rights Act 2015. But before I go down the small claims court route, and start contacting every journalist in my network on a slow news day, I am giving you the opportunity to do the right thing, in the hope that public accountability is more efficient than your customer service helpline. A child saved their pocket money for this. Sort it out.
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Religious ideologies have no place in dictating how farm animals should be slaughtered, only the most humane method should be used in keeping with the highest welfare standards.
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✍️URGENT letter to Home Secretary about animal welfare. @ukhomeoffice ministers have stopped 75 highly skilled sheep shearers from coming to the UK for this year’s sheep shearing season. @natsheep tell me that Australian and Kiwi shearers usually shear 1.5-2 million sheep in our warm months to prevent heat stroke and disease. The Home Office must u-turn on this decision urgently before the season starts in two months.
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Here are our pets, our labs, Brodie, Breagha, Cassie and Ritchie. 🙂 If you see this could you please do me a favour and post a happy photo or comment. I am so fed up with my timeline being flooded with Starmer, Epstein and all the rest of the nonsense that is going on. Thanks 🙂
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Well @ITV you can shove these in-game adverts where the sun don’t shine. Fucking terrible. Especially during the Six Nations. Rip up your contract and hand the rights back to @BBCSport where this wonderful tournament should have stayed. #SixNations2026
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