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full time nerd

childrens in my basement
Joined October 2022
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE ULL NEVER SING THAT
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TOTTENHAM IS THE MEN’S CLUB STRUCK NO FEAR! ⚪️ #ballondont
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ROBERT SANCHEZ IS THE 2026 MEN’S YASHIT TROPHY WINNER! 🧤 #ballondont
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LIAM ROSENIOR IS THE MEN’S COACH OF THE REAR! #ballondont
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FUCKKKKKKK
you can know a person's device type if it ends with a question mark and then: s=46 iPhone s=20 Browser s=19 Android s=67 tung tung phone You can try it on this tweet
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Hate being a fast eater because my parents always think i dont eat properly
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Like brother i just inhaled 2 roti 2 plate of nihari infront of u and u didnt see that
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All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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Im gonna give myself the fattest treat if i end up finishing neuro, head and neck and GIT before pre proffs
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I genuinely despise this instants feature on insta
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Alexia Putellas has literally bought the rights to broadcast womens football in Spain on her own app so that women can watch and have access to it you donut. She should damn well be getting the nobel prize too. Be quiet. La reina is speaking.
Why is Putellas talking too much, it’s womens ballon dor not a nobel prize girl
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MBAPPÉ SOLO HA VIAJADO PARA VER AL FC BARCELONA GANAR 6 TROFEOS Y PERDER EL BALÓN DE ORO
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On my mamas life this is the shittiest week of my life L after L
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Harry Kane has won the 2026 Ballon d’Or! ✨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Fucking ai generated week
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ALEXIAAAAAAA heylol
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Alexia Putellas with the BALLON D'OR! ✨
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The look on his face…. He has won it its over…. Worthless award
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Harry Kane has been crowned BEST MEN STRIKER OF THE YEAR! ✨
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La vida cuando ya ganaste absolutamente todo, mi puto ídolo
🚨| Lionel Messi is present at the Messi cup tournament. 😅
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ANNOUNCE THE FUCKING BALONDOR SOME OF US GOT TO SLEEP
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Campbell and Vieira are here to give the BEST CLUB award! ✨
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#cuckaward two in a row👏👏👏👏
The 2026 Men's Young Talent of the Year: Lamine Yamal 👏 #ballondor
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Just saw we lost 2-1 to the shittiest Madrid side ever, they transferred Xavi espart to hospital fc, half our backline either dead or a left back and Lamine is a hoe
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