river ₍ᵔ•⩊•ᵔ₎ retweeted
straight men when it’s time to make
a joke that’s not racism, misogyny or homophobia
river ₍ᵔ•⩊•ᵔ₎ retweeted
yesss girl!!!!!!! continue to make the same mistake over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!! i love repetition!!
river ₍ᵔ•⩊•ᵔ₎ retweeted
twitter americano: "quanto odio i neri"
twitter francese: "ho appena spaccato la testa a uno sbirro"
twitter cinese: "ecco come ci si può segare senza mani e senza mettersi niente nel culo"
twitter italiano: "ecco delle informazioni estremamente noiose sulla mia vita"
river ₍ᵔ•⩊•ᵔ₎ retweeted
not a fan of the emotion where you genuinely don't give a fuck but you're still physically sick with anxiety
river ₍ᵔ•⩊•ᵔ₎ retweeted
Bro stop being lesbian
#ZATO #ILoveTheWorldAndEverythingInIt
river ₍ᵔ•⩊•ᵔ₎ retweeted
i actually don’t mind the “oomf liked / reposted your repost” notifications because i’m like did i put that on your timeline 🩷 Hi
river ₍ᵔ•⩊•ᵔ₎ retweeted
Folk säger ”ursäkta ska bara förbi” sen lägger de händerna på ens axlar, glider ner med fingrarna och kittlar en på bröstvårtorna, och slickar ens öra
river ₍ᵔ•⩊•ᵔ₎ retweeted
quick little charlie doodle :-) #hellocharlotte
river ₍ᵔ•⩊•ᵔ₎ retweeted
trains in london be like “this train will call at: cummington, shagwell heath, penishead, shepards bush, tooting, cockfosters, wood brown, steven’s armpit and gooch street”































