Ross Purdie

I could have written this – at Thornliebank, Scotland

For that special someone in your life this Christmas. Thanks for the electrifying suggestion @Morrisons ! – at Newton Mearns, Scotland

I've seen the future! – at Glasgow, Scotland

Campervan hack – at Glasgow, Scotland

Charlie didn't find this funny as much as I did – at Glasgow, Scotland

I'd be thinner if I lived in Canada with these prices... – at Calgary, Alberta

@X @Support why is my feed pretty much all adverts for games now? – at Thornliebank, Scotland

Never heard of cigarette jeans before... maybe the name could be updated to better reflect modern attitudes to smoking @marksandspencer ? Vape jeans perhaps? – at Glasgow, Scotland

Is it still April 1st in Morrisons?! – at Thornliebank, Scotland

I call this one "The Rockies out of a plane window" for obvious reasons – at Richmond, British Columbia

... no way to pointlessly engage with large corporate entities. – at Glasgow, Scotland

#Amsterdam festival of light – at Amsterdam, The Netherlands

#beef on Netflix... last episode is tremendous – at Thornliebank, Scotland

Increase in my Bitcoin since 20 Dec 2022 when @TimjPickles said I should sell it all as it was soon going down to zero and I should cash out while I still can: 66.1% – at Thornliebank, Scotland

Coming to a street near you soon... – at Thornliebank, Scotland

A drain – at Thornliebank, Scotland

@bookingcom I tried to make a flight reservation with you, it couldn't be fulfilled but you took the money anyway and I've been trying for weeks to get a refund via your customer service who answer with gotogate.com - can someone at booking.com help? – at Thornliebank, Scotland

Here's a wee #lostluggage story... important to note that she was only flying domestically from #Calgary to #NovaScotia with @WestJet !! – at Canmore, Alberta

@globeandmail if you're doing a piece on airline/baggage issues, I've got a story for you... in my house in Scotland I have a Calgarian's suitcase. The owner has never been to Scotland but @WestJet delivered it to me after it became lost in Halifax 6 weeks ago. – at Thornliebank, Scotland