Now folks Ive eaten a lot of sandwiches in my life, and I just had the best dam sandwich of my life.

@JuniorZ3l @yijoee @vyvydang yeah im ready.

Put on you red shoes and dance the blues

2015 is over and im looking forward to showing 2016 what im made of.

Im very tired of movies/tv saying "its a true story" when It's not. There is an entire universe of cool stuff happening. No need to lie.

Im sorry torchy but i have ate at too many tex-mex restaurants to pay for chips and salsa.

Uncle game strong

Am I the only one sometimes wants to apply to a place just to show them how to do their job?

Sometimes you gotta eat some trash to remind your body that you treat it right.

my first girlfriend was bulit like this christmas tree

3 B's and an A

An A and 2 Bs so one, chem exam is all thats left. Update pending.

@CondomR4Bananas @B_2me @dsudd136 @CSukup32 "should i get another sixer? or put a couple of bucks in my windowless van? "

@CondomR4Bananas @B_2me @dsudd136 @CSukup32 "thats what i love about high school girls, i keep getting older, they stay the same age"

I'm nervous, I'm tired and I'm sick but none of that matters becuase by the end of today the semester will be over.

@CondomR4Bananas @B_2me @dsudd136 "suspect was last seen fleeing in a red 1979 firebird wearing a leather jacket."

@CondomR4Bananas @B_2me @dsudd136 "Used goatee for sale, will trade for barbed wire tattoo."

Sometimes it's good to keep your obligations out of reach, you are less likey to procastinate.