if you work in midtown and live in williamsburg, you're paying $13k a year for a longer commute than the UES and $24k a year for the same commute as the south bronx

where in nyc should you live? pick your office, filter down to what you're looking for, and see every neighborhood ranked by rent vs commute. built from craigslist and streeteasy listings puterfaction.github.io/commu…

canada isnt big enough to be a state

I get hard for American military might

Yo where the FUCK is the balatro machine

Shout out to the guy who upon reaching the top of monk mound immediately proclaimed “Bring me all the females”

St. Louis is p cool

The Kirk Is Dead Frankly, Mr. Kirk I Know It's Kirk Never Had No Kirk Ever Cemetry Kirks Kirk Strikes Again The Boy with the Kirk in His Side Kirk in a Tutu There Is a Kirk That Never Goes Out Some Kirks Are Bigger Than Others

today 4:15–7. we will be experimentally replicating openai's navier-stokes blowup, with smoke, directly outside their office. inclusive event, crack smokers and meth heads welcome. weedcels and vapoids acceptable but you will be made fun of partiful.com/e/Wh2xefLxcE5Z7…

Conversations are like jenga in that the point is to remove pieces from someone until they collapse

blast a dart w us outside the open ai office ai needs a smoke break partiful.com/e/Wh2xefLxcE5Z7…

made a site to see all the movies that are playing in nyc at once, check it out marquee.nyc

The girl of your dreams is posting gore on a telegram channel rn

Leopold getting margin called is frankly endearing (and probably net positive for him) and making fun of him for it is pure ressentiment