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pyramus

@pyramuscrypto

I hold (crypto) bags and (political) opinions. Monitoring the situation live from Mamdanistan

 New York, NY
Joined August 2009
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"And so my fellow bagholders: ask not what crypto can do for you, ask what you can do for crypto." - John F. Kennedy, inauguration address, January 1961
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China sent Jensen Huang a better honeypot than what Israel sent Haley Stevens
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Trump is being his own press secretary and it's funnier than anything else he's done or said today
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ohio senator sherrod brown walking into congress with this fit might mog Abdul El-Sayed, hate to say it
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Abdul HQ (@AbdulElSayedHQ) profile picture
Abdul HQ
@AbdulElSayedHQ6h
haveagreatday haveagreatda haveagreatd haveagreat haveagrea haveagre haveagr haveag havea have hav hab habibi
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hold on let gato cook, method to the madness
Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung) profile pictureKylie Cheung
@kylietcheung6h
the last name in the list dskhg;ashdg im crying
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Does Haley Steven do the accent all the time or does she speak normally at home? Yes, she speaks normally at home.
Debbie Dingell Stan🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇪 (@AustinHoney30) profile pictureDebbie Dingell Stan🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇪@AustinHoney308h
It’s like seeing the evil villain as a child
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Going to describe everything this way from now on
Christopher Hale (@ChristopherHale) profile pictureChristopher Hale
@ChristopherHale7h
Replying to @ellad3vi
Chic, affordable, accessible.
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Chuck Schumer is so incredibly out of touch with the rest of America. A man or woman who can't grill a burger has no business being Senate Majority Leader
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This is what happened to Elon Musk when they assigned him a honeypot
Arc 🌲 (@arcgustine) profile pictureArc 🌲
@arcgustine21h
Gave my honeypot the ick
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Does China only send honeypots to tech CEOs or can I get one too
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Lori Huang holds the fate of the economy in her hands. Do it Lori, destroy everything.
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Okay he's an idiot like his uncle RFK Jr
Jack Schlossberg (@JBKSchlossberg) profile pictureJack Schlossberg
@JBKSchlossberg22h
Senator-elect El Sayed invoked JFK’s faith to compare his election to that of the first Catholic president. JFK ran on policy and took questions on religion. Abdul did the opposite.
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BREAKING NEWS: NVIDIA Jensen Huang has tested for the role of James Bond
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We'll carry the wine we'll honor her name
charles r. davis (@charizardavis) profile picturecharles r. davis@charizardavisNov 8
you just created a million jennifer welchs
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you just created a million jennifer welchs
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The band Geese is absolute ass
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@omgsidewalksNov 8
I’d be less worried about Sharia law and more worried about Abdul El-Sayed stealin your girl.
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When someone says “I’m the most radical left person there is but” the rest of the sentence is 100% gonna be ultra right wing nonsense
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There's no way these are real people. They must be Hakeem Jeffries burner accounts
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Only the most libbed up losers want Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker of the House.
𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 (@NikkiBarnes) profile picture𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼
@NikkiBarnesNov 7
Speaker Jeffries LOADING….. 🎉🎉🎉
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