You’re not dealing with morons here.

Randle, WA
Joined August 2011
a #onebeerfriday stop for a Czech Dark Lager at pFriem Family Brewers in Hood River on the way from Washington to Eugene. Best brewery in the planet. @1620TheZone
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Eric Crouch That guy rocked.
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Taylor Martinez That guy rocked.
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In Nebraska I was told a number. I did not believe it. I have since checked it, and I still do not believe it. The football stadium in Lincoln has sold every seat, for every home game, since November 3, 1962. Every game. Not the good years. Every game. Through seasons the state would rather not discuss. Through blizzards. Through years when leaving early would have been reasonable, and nobody left. I asked a man named Gary how two million people keep a promise for that long. He said, "You buy the ticket." I asked what if the team is bad. "You buy the ticket." I asked what if it is snowing. He looked at me with real patience. "You buy the ticket." Here is the part that undid me. The first game of the streak, in 1962, they lost. Thirty-six thousand people came out the week after the Cuban Missile Crisis ended, watched their team lose to Missouri, and came back for the next one anyway. And the next. It has not stopped. The streak began with a loss. Nobody in Nebraska finds this ironic. They find it obvious. This summer there was worry. Ticket sales were slow. People wrote articles asking whether it would finally end. I read them in a diner over a slice of pie I did not finish, and I confess I was afraid for a state I do not live in. Then this week they announced the opener is sold out. Four hundred and eleven in a row. In my land, a lord who kept his word for sixty years was written into the temple records. Nebraska has kept its word since the Cuban Missile Crisis. There is no temple. There are eighty-five thousand people who bought the ticket. Gary is going Saturday. It is not snowing. He would go if it were. A promise is easy in a winning season. Nebraska has kept one through every other kind.
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Mike Alstott That guy rocked.
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Lorenzo Cain That guy rocked.
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"Who has the strongest SOS?" "The SEC." "Why?" "Because they play a bunch of SEC teams." "How good are SEC teams?" "Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams." "How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?" "They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."
This season, the SEC will start a 9-game conference schedule 🗓️ A likely result of the additional conference game is that every SEC team has a strength of schedule in the Top-20, according to ESPN Analytics.
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Ron Baker That guy rocked.
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Iran-New Zealand was a tie does this mean NZ has to give them 300 billion dollars
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Every single NFL team's schedule release videos. Thread 🧵
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imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler
What are your thoughts about Qui-Gon Jinn?
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The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.
Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍 triblive.com/local/regional/…
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Gas prices are so high that we haven’t seen a UGA traffic arrest in months!
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They are the same thing
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Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England
NEW: Trump dropping all tariffs on Scottish whiskey in honor of King Charles
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thank you @googlemaps
Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy
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Fernando Mendoza 3 weeks after getting drafted by the Raiders
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If your favorite college football team is different from your favorite college basketball team, nobody respects you.
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Brought the Carver crowd I see
The Sweet 16 stage for Iowa-Nebraska.
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Replying to @HuskerHC
My son’s name is Lincoln. We live in Kansas City. He’s obsessed with Frager. Wants to be him for Halloween. It was an All-Time moment!
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