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I appreciate all the people who, instead oF focusing on their school or jobs, are writing smut for me #realMVP
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critical role fans i love ur enthusiasm i think u guys are great i simply can not watch critical role it is simply too long for me i will get around to it eventually i swear
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The basement yard are just Derek and Derrick ngl
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look i'm just saying, if you make me use the men's bathroom your boyfriend and i are gonna walk out holding hands
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the world needs more pathetic loser dean winchester because im so tired of the narrative that heβs cool like no heβs not heβs the type of guy to wink awkwardly and say βthis oneβs for you babeβ before shooting a basketball, completely missing the hoop and then falling on his face
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i donβt care what happens you will never catch me saying βgrapedβ or βunalivedβ i have read 1984 lol language has power. replace a letter with a number/symbol if you need, but creating new words like that waters down their meaning and makes these issues seem lighter than they are
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As somebody who has gone back and forth with this, you really only need like two weeks replacing screen time with reading to get your attention span back
Youβre not permanently fucked and resetting is easier than you think. Put down your phone and pick up a book.
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my 92 y/o granddad telling me about christmas in 1930s czechoslovakia: and then the man would come with his bear, and we'd give him money, to help him keep it. he needed the bear for his work.
me: what was his work?
granddad: well every christmas he'd come round with his bear
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if y'all can't write an essay, complete an assignment or do any basic skill without using AI i will be judging you. there is no reason why you shouldn't be able to do that yourself
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When Cristina Yang said, βi donβt hate children. I respect children. I think they should have parents who want themβ, I felt that.
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βWomen have hair on their fingers?β βWomen have hair on their faces?β
Brother, wait until you hear where else women have hair. Itβs like weβre mammals or something.
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put some respect on the names of our three heroes:
- pommel horse guy
- tom daley and his knitting
- that one norwegian bloke thatβs gone absolutely mental for chocolate muffins
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Simone Biles is not a generational talent. She's so good that they had to create a new difficulty level to score her. She has multiple moves named after her. She's not a generational talent. She's the best to have ever existed. And we're all blessed to be able to witness it.