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I’m almost finished with my “revenge bod.” All that’s left is to shape my hand into a perfect blade
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OLD COLOMBIAN MAN: (pointing desperately at the ornate casket) Peligroso! Peligroso! No lo abras! No lo abras! es muy peligroso!
OLD BRITISH EXPLORER: gods man! what is he saying?
ME(LIED ON MY RESUME ABOUT SPEAKING SPANISH): he says its safe he says we should open it its safe
how I feel when I wear my Prostitute Attempted Martyr shirt out in public and old people stare at it
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Replying to @KaptainKrunch97
Bro was fighting that demon from Smiling Friends
Edgerunners 2 making me wanna reinstall Cybergunk 2077 but I wanna wait til Phantom Liberty is on a deep discount cus I'm cheap and going on vacation next week :p




















