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This is the new Global Industries 1239-207 quantum memory device, featuring a whopping 16 b̶i̶n̶s̶ bits of quantum storage. Plus, it comes in a variety of wavelengths! QV = 2^(-16) add 1550 nm b̶i̶n̶s̶ bits please

This is the new Quantum Resonance Crystal Bed solid state quantum computer, with an array of diamond color centers for all your qubit color needs. It even includes a built-in bed so your grad students never have to leave the lab! QV = 2^(-12) don't give my PI any ideas

This is not a quantum computer, this is a future AI contestant on the American game show 𝘑𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘺! with Alex Trebek. Please only submit real quantum computers for review. QV = 2^(5) but there's seven of them

This is the new Quantum X trapped ion quantum computer, featuring a best-in-class UHV chamber. Your data will never be cleaner! QV = 2^(-10) scared my dog

This is the new JBL Quantum One acoustic quantum computer, straight out of Konrad Lehnert's lab at @JILAscience. Quantum computing has never sounded better! QV = 2^(-16) noise canceling

This is the new Quantumbilities Education Centre Quantum Computer, made from neutral Qb atoms. We.....don't know what this means. QV = 2^502 jargon jargon jargon We ❤️ submissions (and also Artiq)! Thnx @M_Labs_Ltd!

This is the new Quantum Security Unit quantum computer, showcasing the longest ion lifetimes yet seen! Just don't tell @IonQ_Inc we lost the key. QV = 2^(0) one ion

This is the new QuantumFresh trapped F⁻ ion quantum computer, showcasing the first use of negative ions for quantum computing. Do not mix with orange juice. QV = 2^(-6) would brush