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Quarshmar πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡»πŸ‡¦

@quarshmar

I feel as if my skin were the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once.

Joined September 2017
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β˜€οΈAliquisNovusβ˜€οΈ (@PalmyrPar) profile picture
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@PalmyrParNov 4
If you want to understand the mind of the median American voter, recall that they envisage the voting-out of β€œdictators” through the lens of Shrek and Marvel movies
Funny Happy Studios (YT) (@FunnyHappyStud1) profile pictureFunny Happy Studios (YT)@FunnyHappyStud1Nov 4
Trump right now watching his dictatorship crumble:
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ol’ stocky ⛳️
@oldstockyNov 4
β€œYup. White people did this shit.”
Ski Mask Shawty (@haveyouheardofg) profile pictureSki Mask Shawty@haveyouheardofgNov 3
You ever look at something and say "Yup. White people did this shit" out loud?
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7 cop cars just zoomed past my road blaring their sirens
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Alex@alexxmalloyNov 3
alright….
Rachel Janfaza (@racheljanfaza) profile pictureRachel Janfaza
@racheljanfazaNov 3
Today’s first time voter was:Β  - Born in 2008Β  - 8 years old when Trump was first electedΒ  - In middle school when Covid hit
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This tweet randomly hitting 100k likes….
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Quarshmar πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡»πŸ‡¦ (@quarshmar) profile pictureQuarshmar πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡»πŸ‡¦@quarshmarNov 2
Halloween is like the ultimate social filter in one’s twenties
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Bar trivia host did not show up tonight, but my bar trivia rival did show up unexpectedly with a gift of pulled pork for regular Tuesday bartender who, unexpectedly, did not show up so you know who’s walking away with two dinners tonight πŸ’ͺπŸ™
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It probably felt so good to forgive yourself in that living room
Laoise (@zabriskieepoint) profile pictureLaoise
@zabriskieepointNov 3
Thinking about these photos of houseboats from 1977
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︎ ︎ ︎ 𓏲κͺ†@bloodstormingNov 3
heath ledger and rose bryne β€˜99
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wtf did I mean by this?
Quarshmar πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡»πŸ‡¦ (@quarshmar) profile pictureQuarshmar πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡»πŸ‡¦@quarshmar12 Mar 2022
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You have to feel sexy or powerful once a day or you will wither away
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Halloween is like the ultimate social filter in one’s twenties
Normal girl (@horadaestreIa) profile pictureNormal girl@horadaestreIaNov 2
Said β€œwhat are you doing in my swamp” to a guy dressed like shrek last night and he looked at me weird and said β€œoh”
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ΰΎ€ΰ½²ΰΎ€ΰ½²@calgaraeeNov 1
this song is literally the way pop music felt as a kid
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Grace Microwave User 🌷@microwave_userNov 1
Unsure if I left the bar at 1:30am one or 1:30am two
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Film Updates
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Willem Dafoe photographed by Conor Cunningham for Outlander Magazine
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The dead only know one thing: it is better to be alive.
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Shaving your mustache is like: β€œYes! This is my face! Let all who oppose it fall under the sword!”
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Tried to invest in myself and bought dark spot patches from Target and ended up buying an empty cardboard box. No point in trying anymore....
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Massachusetts is the prime example of a bloated, beached whale of a blue state that is full of crabs eating its innards
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