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berlin ubahn
Joined August 2011
what the hell am i supposed to do with this thing
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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living in ibiza is fun but i’m missing club space like a mf πŸ˜ͺ
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gonna buy a lottery ticket Barbie up early in the gm
gc ACTIVE at 7am this morning, it’s gonna be a good day πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ
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game is gone 😭
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If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!
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Nothing could have prepared for the way this video escalated lmao let’s fucking gooo
Flock takes their privacy very seriously. But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways. Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.
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living in ibiza is fun bc i just have a rotating door of friends coming to visit 😭
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Norway, the last Latin American country in the World Cup.
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the parasocial relationships going on in the scene are getting scary
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the president of the united states can make a call and overturn a red card and you bozos think that’s the end of the corruption in the world cup? ya, alright 😭
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they don’t even bother hiding it anymore πŸ’€
The match officials for @FIFAWorldCup match 97 have been appointed. 🀝

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if you see this just know i love yall sm (liv, barb, mj, sarah, les, annie, mitta, marte)πŸ₯Ή
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tore day trip a new one ➑️ caught a flight immediately after ➑️ still made it for my birthday 😭
not enough sidney charles talk on the tl that shit was bonkers
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pacha music on booth looking like a tim burton movie
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Hasn’t scored against Germany, Portugal, Brazil, Spain, England, Italy, Uruguay or Morocco on the WC stage but sure β€œgoat” 😭
🚨Pyramid of the Greatest World Cup players of all time 🐐 Thought?
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mind u men out here wearing rhinestones, painting their nails & fighting women to get into the dj booth
The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.
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the unvrs dominatrix calling my name like the green goblin mask
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