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Kingdom of Toast
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My cousin from a different state sent me flowers and snacks because she knew I was having a rough day/week 😭
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If I left my kids with Brandon he'd protect them to his death.
If I left then with you they might get eaten.
I'll take the AK guy any day.
This is what happened if I didn’t explain it clearly
I can’t catch a break with car stuff.
I just got into an accident on the way to work.
It wasn’t my fault, they pulled out in front of me to the left from a side street. The car coming towards me had stopped (no stop sign) to let them go.
I braked hard but I still hit them pretty bad. Thankfully my car’s damage is only cosmetic.
If you know me you know I’m not a person who really gets angry or raises my voice like ever.
But I was so so so angry. Especially since I just totaled my car when I hit that deer a few weeks back and I was driving my mom’s car.
And I’ve been really stressed about money and buying a new car. I’ve been having recurring nightmares about getting into accidents and I literally had one just this morning.
When I hit them I just laid on my horn and started screaming, though they probably didn’t hear because they pulled to the side.
I stopped, put my hazards on and got out. The lady came up to me and yelled “they stopped to let me go!”
And I yelled back that I still had the right of way. I’m sure I looked ridiculous, all enraged, crying, and yelling at this woman.
I got back in my car, pulled into the side street and called my dad. I was so angry my voice was shaking and I could barely talk.
I called the police and thankfully the officer was very very kind and thankfully it wasn’t my fault, the car isn’t totaled, and I’m not hurt but man I’ve never been so furious in my life.
Oh and I called work and left a message that I barely remember I was shaking and crying so much and they texted back a few minutes later and said just to take the day off, which was very kind.
I can’t catch a break with car stuff.
I just got into an accident on the way to work.
It wasn’t my fault, they pulled out in front of me to the left from a side street. The car coming towards me had stopped (no stop sign) to let them go.
I braked hard but I still hit them pretty bad. Thankfully my car’s damage is only cosmetic.
If you know me you know I’m not a person who really gets angry or raises my voice like ever.
But I was so so so angry. Especially since I just totaled my car when I hit that deer a few weeks back and I was driving my mom’s car.
And I’ve been really stressed about money and buying a new car. I’ve been having recurring nightmares about getting into accidents and I literally had one just this morning.
When I hit them I just laid on my horn and started screaming, though they probably didn’t hear because they pulled to the side.
I stopped, put my hazards on and got out. The lady came up to me and yelled “they stopped to let me go!”
And I yelled back that I still had the right of way. I’m sure I looked ridiculous, all enraged, crying, and yelling at this woman.
I got back in my car, pulled into the side street and called my dad. I was so angry my voice was shaking and I could barely talk.
I called the police and thankfully the officer was very very kind and thankfully it wasn’t my fault, the car isn’t totaled, and I’m not hurt but man I’ve never been so furious in my life.
I can’t catch a break with car stuff.
I just got into an accident on the way to work.
It wasn’t my fault, they pulled out in front of me to the left from a side street. The car coming towards me had stopped (no stop sign) to let them go.
I braked hard but I still hit them pretty bad. Thankfully my car’s damage is only cosmetic.
If you know me you know I’m not a person who really gets angry or raises my voice like ever.
But I was so so so angry. Especially since I just totaled my car when I hit that deer a few weeks back and I was driving my mom’s car.
And I’ve been really stressed about money and buying a new car. I’ve been having recurring nightmares about getting into accidents and I literally had one just this morning.
When I hit them I just laid on my horn and started screaming, though they probably didn’t hear because they pulled to the side.
I stopped, put my hazards on and got out. The lady came up to me and yelled “they stopped to let me go!”
And I yelled back that I still had the right of way. I’m sure I looked ridiculous, all enraged, crying, and yelling at this woman.
I got back in my car, pulled into the side street and called my dad. I was so angry my voice was shaking and I could barely talk.
I called the police and thankfully the officer was very very kind and thankfully it wasn’t my fault, the car isn’t totaled, and I’m not hurt but man I’ve never been so furious in my life.
I’m sure people have made this joke
And I really am not one to berate people’s looks
But
I mean
Her name is Stout.
This is what happens every year sadly. When the ground freezes, our state becomes brittle and breaks apart. We then have to pull it back together like in the LEGO Batman Movie.
Really wanted Gatorade but I have no car so I’d have to order it and that’d probably be fifteen dollars so instead I made this dish called “use whatever I have in my fridge that’s about to go bad”
