Dong Cheadle, DDS

I don't believe in Karma. I try to do good things because it makes me superior to others.

Rebranding as a comedian named “Cocksucker” Jones that wears a denim suit and a backwards ball cap and follows every punchline with “cooooocksucker!” (The backwards ball cap is to make sucking cock easier while also covering my bald spot)

Y’all are crazy for this. Mouth Mullet will be one of the best quotes of the entire series.

Been gone for awhile. Did Tucky Cheese ever stick?

So no one wants to talk about @JDVance telling @TimJDillon that @DonaldJTrumpJr asked Vance’s 7 year old son who is better looking between him and his dad? And Vance’s son said Trump?! Don Jr is obviously hotter than his dad if those are the choices.

The best of all housewives are huge pieces of shit. Mary Cosby Jen Shah Lisa Barlow Meredith Marks Prove me wrong.

Really the only option

Any actors out there with a lazy eye? I’ve got an amazing idea involving a 2 camera setup.

Listening to @TheBPITU 109 and Vito had the same idea as Zach Snyder for Rebel Moon.

When a dude’s got one of them dicks with a kink in it.

Roaring Kitty Live Stream - June 7, 2024 youtube.com/live/U1prSyyIco0… via @YouTube

“What’s the temperature? Let me check my thermometer plant.”

Everyone that’s clowning on Terence Howard now is gonna feel real dumb when he cracks the code on interstellar travel using the rainbow and a jukebox and asks “Did you deny me.” #LeftBehind #Matthew1033

Tom Schwartz makes too much eye contact and says “hi” while having sex.