genius, thousandaire, playboy, philanthropist #bagwork

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she asked me to speak a different language during sex so i got right up next to her ear and started speaking minionese
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why has god forsaken me
lowkey hate my job rn but i just got paid so my hate gets reset and then will build up over the course of the next week until i get paid again
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lowkey hate my job rn but i just got paid so my hate gets reset and then will build up over the course of the next week until i get paid again
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“only available in China”
McDonald's is selling a limited-edition mouse shaped like a box of fries It's made from recycled Happy Meal toys, and only 4,000 are available in China
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i got so excited for fucking NOTHING
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.@supertf whats the sub goal for this?
full time employee at the putting mina ha in outfits factory
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MAX FUCKING WINNNN
tempted to rip one of these
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tempted to rip one of these
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oh ur using a vpn and a proxy? pfft good luck man imma get my shooters on you for one rose 🥀😈
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this is how it feels getting approved for a credit card in your twenties
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lock in starts now. should i get chrome hearts jeans or a girlfriend ?
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welcome to the world cash carti
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rare r2pair media
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i hear rack city is beautiful this time of year
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woke up at 10am and hopped on the game before the crust was even out of my eyes at 23 years old, life can truly be whatever u make it
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phone, wallet, uncle pussy, keys, vape
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the cashier at my loval 7/11 who im chill with got his discord hacked and now ive just been getting gooncord invites
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what is life with out larp? meaningless perhaps 🤔🤔🤔
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