This is one of the fakest photos ever taken by a human…so far.

This is wild and crazy @barstoolsports

I sincerely hope you all had a fantastic weekend. Our creator made this and made it flat. Our creator didn't paint it on a revolving ball. He used a flat canvas to make this masterpiece. It's in 3D for our enjoyment and understandings

You should delete your account.

That joker left michigan to go lose in San Diego only to show the michigan pride just how corrupt the organization is, is peak michigan thinking it's relevant in anything, then thinking to respond to this quote with another last second (WM) gotcha trash they have to resort to

Why did I get born?

This is why the Browns paid Watson the big bucks

I love how packed the polaris mall is today. Makes me feel like I'm back in the 90s 😃

Drove home from Chicago. Stopped at a circle k for a water. Grabbed 2 thousand grands for my wife. She said thanks but I hate that flavored trash. I have 2 flavored trash bars going into my throat tonight. Congratulations, me

Cotton balls I've never

I love every ability. 1) see 2) touch 3) taste 4) hear I can violate each of them 4 for sin. How can I tell my nose to sin on a smell?

Just wanted to thank the pilots @united for flying the jets I've been on the past few years. I made the switch from American and I couldn't be happier.

Can Fahey get the Buckeyes past USC and Oregon before Sayin is back?

I hope the Browns don't draft Arch but like always, the Browns will draft Arch

What a f*ckin loser 😂

Gus Johnson is a piece of trash. Fox has to get rid of that loser. He's wrong 50% off the time. He doesn't know ball.

I'm tired boss. I'm tired of this job. I'm tired of many things. I can and will produce energy for something that's exciting. So far, you haven't caught my interest

No way this is true

Did wally just win everything with the perfect tweet? Imo, yes

Life would definitely seem random if you don't believe that you were created with a soul that goes on forever

Most of you morons just accept that the moon landings were real without ever looking into how preposterous it really is