Shake yer hips like a bag ae chips! 27.

Scotland
Joined March 2009
#growingupinscotland getting told often "da ya wan me to gee you sumin ta greet aboot" 😂
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#growingupinscotland hogmanay parties listening to relatives singing dreading when it was my turn 😯
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"@BAFTAScotland: The #NewTalent15 winner for Design is @ADevine_Art for Boat" so proud of my bud tony!! Beaming!
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Makes me laugh when I see 'male model' on a guys bio. A girl wouldn't need to put 'female model' we guessed you're male, dear.
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Replying to @UberFacts
“@UberFacts:Men with ring fingers longer than their index fingers tend to have longer penises & more attractive faces.”Right,show of hands!!
Replying to @UberFacts
“@UberFacts: The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn.” This is another reason why I love being scottish.
I'm aaaaallll over Vikings season 2. All over it. I'm away to braid my hair and make a shield....
Retweet if you know someone called Chris.
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Hopeful that fellow scots at this gig start the biffy fucking Clyro/here we go fucking go chant. Not impressed with the charts so far....
Anyone else think that malteaser teasers look like a dodgy arse?? Piles.
Absolutely obsessed with @george_ezra at the moment. Singing along in my sleep I think.
rachel gray retweeted
People who find it easier to laugh tend to live longer than those who do not.
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“@breannascarlett: Math class in the 90's xitter.cf/breannascarlett/status…” I completely forgot all about these!! Throwback 😂
You're tacky and I hate you.
...and I haven’t seen you since, So now I’m praying that your mince.
Pouring out a bowl of coco pops and realising they are coco pops rocks...not sure if I've won or lost...
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Will be the first time I've missed a gig of theirs in about 7 years. Heartbroken. @BiffyClyro