Tommy takes the stand…

“Out of the mouths of babes…”

“Did someone mention something for which I have no fucking right to comment on?”

“Did you delete your Social Media?” “Jawohl” “Welcome to Reform then!”

Congratulations to Dicky and Isabel Tice!!

‘Show me the boy at 7 and I’ll show you the man…’

New Reform Councillor passes advanced background checks with flying colours…

“We’re gonna need a bigger Bible…”

Well this is awkward….

“It was just a bit of mild racism! They were just saying what Reform voters are thinking!”

“So a fighting age Pakistani, an Iranian and a Chagossian arrive in a small boat…. You can’t say that nowadays though, except in an ITV exposé….!”

Intellectual heavyweights coming out to support Farage….