I enjoy tackling Christmas trees. Eternally wading through a sea of mediocrity. Are you watching closely?
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People will go on recipe websites and write a 30 page novella explaining what the recipe means to them and how important each ingredient is.
And then it’s just a Philly Cheesesteak.
~ sea of mediocrity ~ retweeted
Erika Kirk grieving be like:
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.”
It’s an instinct.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Erika Kirk did not say the hot sauce "is now available at grocery stores everywhere." In the Dec. 2025 clip, she said seeing his hot sauce in the grocery store hits her hard and she wants to buy it.
dailymail.co.uk/media/article-…
kirkshotsauce.com
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
Rybakina saving her energy for the real goal: returning to Melbourne and defending her Australian Open championship.
Elena Rybakina medically withdraws from the #FAGEWTAFinals this year ❤️🩹
She cites, "I’m going to spend some time resting and recovering at home and getting myself ready for the 2027 season."
I’m sure the people of UTAH will be super jazzed to watch New Zealand beat a country they’ve never heard of 96-0.
After years of failed attempts to crack America, rugby league’s global ambitions have finally found their footing with Hawaii and Utah set to host the 2030 World Cup. 👏
FULL STORY ➡️ bit.ly/4t5r1EB
Probably should’ve been first on the list. I like Josh O’Connor, but these two are far better candidates.
James Bond Shocker: Robert Pattinson and Nicholas Hoult Late Contenders for 007 After Auditioning for Denis Villeneuve variety.com/2026/film/news/j…
Oh, Geelong. The biggest comeback in AFLW history by the Dees. Now that is a spectacular choke. #AFLW #AFLWCatsDees
This is the SEVENTH Essendon article they’ve put out in the last 3 days.
I don’t like hearing about Essendon in the middle of games they’re playing, let alone twice a day in November.
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The Bombers are light-years from a flag, but are there some shining lights? Josh Barnes audits their list to uncover where they're really at 👉 bit.ly/4iYTjMn
Of all the UNAUSTRALIAN bullshit I’ve seen, this egg shaped Yowie takes the cake.
An absolute blight on all things good and pure in this country. Probably doesn’t even taste like happiness or joy. Why would Dan Andrews do this?
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RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved Russell Brand going to fucking prison.
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Scream fans have to be in shambles seeing what it looks like when the people in charge of a successful horror franchise actually have a spine.
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they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News.
“Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN.
CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.