just hanging with your mom

Golden Ho Saloon
Joined July 2019
Your local coffee slut logging in
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This rollercoaster ride is scary. - me gesturing at life
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a little sacred, a little secret
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If I edit a tweet it’s to make it worse.
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Devour me like you've been starved your whole life.
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If I’m putting myself in your shoes, they better not be Crocs.
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Duck, duck, duck, slut!
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You life isn't a joke. Jokes bring people joy.
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The scariest part of halloween is the rising price.
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I'll be good for your soul
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Like a drug you can’t quit
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The hot dog is mightier than the sword
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yes baby i am insane
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Baby, you’re grasping at anything but reality.
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Don't do that, let me bite your tongue for you
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*growls and bites your shoulder
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I’d rather rot with you.
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I think I need to tie you down for a moment and we have a long hard chat about the decisions you've made
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