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Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2011
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You can see #SpiderMan vs. #Wolverine? Right now? Watch it here: tinyurl.com/spideylogan
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I tried to warn you about condors, @KatieGoldin and now it’s too late!!
Under normal circumstances, a person would welcome the opportunity to closely observe a group of California condors. But over the weekend, more than a dozen of the majestic birds descended on a woman’s home and “absolutely trashed her deck.” sfgate.com/california-news/a…
And a space fourth of may to you also today
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Far Side is trending and I'm loving it. My favorite and so relevant today.
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Quick update via autocorrect confirming my name is still *plagued* on an astronomical scale
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Please do not pay attention to me when I am making a mistake
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For some reason the documentary Cropsey doesn’t include anything that says WARNING: WATCHING THIS WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
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you had it, you had meat coffee, it's too late now you cannot change this
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Block enough ads and you start to get the good stuff
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15. She was 15. She was 15 years old. She called the police because she needed help. They killed her. Police are pointless!
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Normalize sending cops to prison for murder
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The first thing that comes to mind when I see these listings is “who would *least* appreciate receiving this in the mail??”
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Finally listening to the greeeeaaaat podcast @wwkpod by the brilliant @kaichoyce and not only do I recommend it but I want Kai and I to finally MEET *on* the show because that would be amazingly weird and perfect. Anyway listen to it!
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Dane Cook bumping a comic I waited an entire line-up to see and then bombing so hard I can’t believe the club wasn’t shut down and declared an eternal bio-hazard
what’s the best live stand up comedy moment you’ve ever witnessed?
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Just washed the dishes. Ladies.
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