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Joined February 2012
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Not realizing how chronically online you are until you catch yourself describing Poot Lovato to someone
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My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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This is my culture
Wtf is going on in Saskatchewan?
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So you are telling me that if I don't panic over small things they can resolve themselves or weren't actually an issue to begin with?
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Do you think the people on the current episodes of The Price Is Right get sad when they guess the price of groceries correctly?
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The temptation to get ebenezer scrooge pyjamas grows stronger everyday
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We showed @minakimes Gen Z brain rot slop.
Sometimes you do Pulitzer Prize winning journalism and sometimes you show @minakimes Tung Tung Tung Sahur for the first time
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It is always amazing what you forget from the movies you watched as a kid. For example, I forgot about the scene in ET where he gets drunk
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The camera transitioning to Místico getting his ass beat the fuck up 😭
Quote this with the funniest wrestling moment you’ve ever watched!
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the bartender when I order a light domestic after he just got done explaining the subtle nuances between a Hoptimus Prime and the Pearl Necklace Oyster Stout.
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