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Philadelphia
Joined September 2013
one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel
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james moss retweeted
Forgot I said this lol RIP Suicidesnburg
“A damn praying mantis got ahold of me and ripped off all 4 limbs but I’m calling about the batting cages” - @dru_montana47 And also they hit a devious lick on our boy @ratboyjames T’s and P’s brother. 🙏 #DigitalBazooka
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the show goes on. up on patreon now
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yo @Wendys the cinnamon pull apart tonight is an absolute disgrace. figure it out
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I was sunk. I'm sunk right now
The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November ebx.sh/fNbRyA
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Shocking development
Car got stolen RIP red elantra september 2026-october 2026
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police sketch artists have released this drawing of a potential suspect. keep your eyes peeled thanks guys
Car got stolen RIP red elantra september 2026-october 2026
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the only picture of us together.. absolute heartbreak. hug your automobile a little bit tighter for me tonight
Car got stolen RIP red elantra september 2026-october 2026
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Car got stolen RIP red elantra september 2026-october 2026
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acting like I was gonna eat firecrackers damn bro I got it
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hope I can find some time today to experience pure bliss
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bread never comes flying out of the toaster anymore
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sometimes the happiest people you know actually carry a sharp pain deep within themselves. something ethereal words fail to describe - a shadowy stranger that transforms from a dull ache to a frenzy without warning. just know that if you feel this way, you might be a redneck
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marilyn manson getting his dick removed so he can play his ribcage like a xylophone
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james moss retweeted
Thank you to my loyal supporters
Who should drive to do the show tonight? We will do as the poll says @dru_montana47
34%Dru
66%James
252 votes • Final results
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stop this talk at once
James just got a new car. It’s only right that this mf drives everybody everywhere
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Who should drive to do the show tonight? We will do as the poll says @dru_montana47
34%Dru
66%James
252 votes • Final results
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Thinking about getting subway don’t tell anyone tho
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Jon snow taking the black
I think I’m ready for some cold weather
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