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Australia
Joined April 2012
Former Australian tennis great Mal Anderson recently passed away. Michael Sexton pays him a fitting tribute. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac @michael_sexton5 #MalAnderson #AustralianTennis
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Marcus Holt loves to write poetry but loves his Geelong Cats even more. He responds to Geelong's great win over Brisbane in haiku verse. footyalmanac.com.au/round-10… @thefootyalmanac #MarcusHolt #afllionscats #haiku #footyhaiku #GeelongFC
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Richard Griffiths continues his insightful account of his time employed by the Melbourne FC. In Part 2 he recalls 2 enigmatic stars, Sean Charles & Allen Jakovich. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac @richd_griffiths @melbournefc #SeanCharles #AllenJakovich
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Angela How's documentary 'Carn the Chinese! is included in this year's Melbourne International Film Festival. Check out screen dates and times. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac #AngelaHow #MIFF2026 #CarnTheChinese
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The Footy Almanac reprises one of our most popular pieces ever published on our site, 'crankypete's' incredible analysis of Jimmy Webb's classic song 'By the Time I Get to Phoenix' footyalmanac.com.au/geograph… @thefootyalmanac @realjimmywebb #classicsongs #PeterWarrington #crankypete
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Haiku Bob responds to Scott Pendlebury's record breaking match with his reflection in haiku. footyalmanac.com.au/round-11… @thefootyalmanac #RobScott @haikubobb #haiku #footyhaiku #ScottPendlebury
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Richard Griffiths ponders the player Irishman Anthony Tohill could have been in his latest insight from his time at the Melbourne FC. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac @richd_griffiths @melbournefc #MelbourneFC #AnthonyTohill
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'A Punter's Lament' is a creation by Wayne Peake to be sung to the tune of Paul Simon's 'Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover' for punters who have lost their 'couta'. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac #WaynePeake #horseracing #punting
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'The Book of Mormon' was an 'inappropriate experience', full of hilarity leaving Marina Cerra gobsmacked and with a belly ache from her recent theatre visit. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac #marinacerra #BookofMorman #LiveTheatre
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Swifty Taylor passes on some explosive information as he continues his assignment searching for the missing child. footyalmanac.com.au/swifty-t… @thefootyalmanac @smokiedawson #SwiftyTaylor #Crimenoir
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Ian Wilson reviews a cracking production of the three plays that make up 'The Summer Of The Seventeenth Doll' story by Red Stitch Theatre in Ballarat recently. footyalmanac.com.au/author/i… @thefootyalmanac #IanWilson #RedStitchTheatre #IanWilson #SummeroftheSeventeenthSummer
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Michael Sexton recalls a great moment in SA footy - their win against Victoria in 1963 at the MCG in a new book he has written. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac @michael_sexton5 #SANFL #VFL
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With two sons seeking to leave the nest, Smokie and his wife quickly realise the difficulties confronting young people when it comes to buying their first home. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac @smokiedawson #Firsthomebuyers
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Shane Reid reports on Brisbane's impressive win against Geelong in their Round 17 match. footyalmanac.com.au/round-17… @thefootyalmanac @ShaneRe50618562 #AFLcatslions @Brisbane1Lions #BrisbaneFC #GeelongFC
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In Part 7 of his 'The Melbourne Football Club: Recollections and Reflections', Richard Griffiths examines the Neil Balme era at the club. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac @richd_griffiths @melbournefc #NeilBalme
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Callum Quirk (Raging Bull) recalls his time as a poster boy for Collingwood FC's sponsor, the Transport Accident Commission and their road safety campaign in the early 2000s. footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-… @thefootyalmanac #CallumQuirk @CollingwoodFC #TransportAccidentCommission
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