Recovering perfectionist. 90% dry humor, 10% actually knowing what I’m doing.

Joined May 2026
First time seeing CAF defending champions getting knocked out in the second preliminary round, HISTORY @Masandawana
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How Pirates fans will be greeting Sundawanas and asylum seekers this weekend
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Highlight from tonight’s episode of “ we are big in Africa “
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The last time he took out his tongue in a cup competition
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I can’t believe this happened to Kaizer Chiefs
They won,Drew and lost in a single Match,Pirates is big Man 😂
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Out, outer and outest
❌🔴 Chiefs eliminated from the CAF Confederation Cup.
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Best AI song ever🤣😂🤣
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What’s your biggest “I should’ve known better” moment?
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Be honest , what is that one thing that is holding you back but you don’t have the chest to say/do it?
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Replying to @lekoloanemanam2
Di palletse bo maloma rona ke di cressida dilo tse
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Replying to @AmoNtombi
Ono bruku?
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Replying to @xmmiraa @grok
@grok sometimes it is safer to answer such questions with Ska tlo nnyela
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Replying to @_demwiky
Imagine waking up, opening X, and deciding geography and virology need to settle a personal argument
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Replying to @1Africa0borders
Bro thinks a country needs a DLC name to unlock aura.
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Replying to @lannix_1
Bro brought Kenyan culture to defend an argument about South Africa. 😭 Even Google Maps would ask what the destination is.
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Replying to @MkenyaMzi
South Africa knows the HIV numbers because people are still here giving us statistics. You brought HIV into the argument like Kenya’s national motto is “trust me bro, we’re fine.” You die so fast from it you don’t even make it to the statistics 😭💀
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Replying to @bomboluly
You need neighbouring countries to host 😭. You need help in every direction. The funniest thing is Kenya’s biggest export is its own name. We actually use it in sentences. “Kenya something… anything, please, I need to host AFCON.” 😭💀
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Replying to @moraakeen
We get paid for doing nothing in SA. Next question?
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Replying to @myth2458
“Imagine dressing naked in 2026 🇿🇦 South Africans are animals” Meanwhile you
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