My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me Alignment: Humorous Neutral I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it. Sound tech.
Ottawa, Ontario
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Considering how Spiderman likes to run, jump, and climb on buildings, shouldn't his real name be Peter Parkour?
C'mon dad, it's time for our morning walk.
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ALT Finn waiting impatiently for our morning walk
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I think that Journey really summed up my philosophy in life when they sang “Don’t Stop, Be Leaving “.
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Calling someone your ‘main squeeze’ implies the existence of secondary and even tertiary squeezes.
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ALT Kermit The Frog in a kitchen surrounded by pork products with the words "If I Can't Have Her, No One Will."
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Happy boulderversary!
teapaw.org/SheriffAlert/status/12…
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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ALT A bear and a raccoon sitting in front of a fire. The caption reads "Our Sunday plan - We will sleep until we're hungry, and then eat until we're sleepy."
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I have learned that when someone wishes you a merry christmas it is not acceptable to reply with "Same to you, asshole" even though you are wishing them a merry christmas in return. I don't understand people.
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