Dutchie Down Under. Engineer at heart. Strives to disappoint everyone equally. I take no responsibility for my tweets.

Sydney
Joined November 2012
Back to hiring again. Comes across candidate that highlights their attention to detail. Also repeats the same sentence at the end of their cover letter. 😆
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We worked with a vendor for 25 years. To us, they were great. But they had a terrible reputation. All of my friends hated them. For years, we decided not to sweat it. All stayed good. Then our long-time account manager left. And we learned what had really happened. Our hero account manager had been a master navigating his org. And the new people didn’t have that. We eventually left the vendor. I learned that we all think we do business with companies. But you’re really working with people. If they change, it can wrong fast. — I’m on a mission to make X only high quality content. If you agree, please like/retweet/bookmark/reply to this to help! Michael
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7 visuals every investor should memorize: 1: In the long run, stocks win:
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Someone keeping the peace even when there is manipulation and dysfunction, is dissociated. And conflict avoidant. Why It's Not Peaceful To Ignore Issues:
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I offer myself as tribute for this role
Every company needs 2-3 senior+ engineers who have fuck you money or just have 0 fear of getting fired. Then when the architect or tech fellow or whoever unveil their new plan, those engineers unmute to say wtf is this, we're not moving everything into Lambda, are you high???
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If you’re having a bad day just remember someone lost a 80m dollar warplane and no one can find it #f35 😅
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Software estimates are one of the oldest lies we tell ourselves. We all know they don't work, but pretend they mean something and later feel enraged when shit hits the fan. I focused a big part of my undergrad on software estimation. After graduating, I wrote plenty about the topic. Then, I started working for a company where I spent years researching how to make better estimates. We sold multiple millions of dollars of software using the tools I built. I read everything there's to read. I could recite Steve McConnel's "Software Estimation" book from top to bottom. Here is the most important lesson I learned: People can't estimate software. It doesn't matter who they are or how much experience they have. Estimating software reliably is science fiction. And the best part: They will ask you to estimate something. They will tell you they understand it's not exact. They will promise they won't hold you accountable. And then they will. They always do. There are two solutions for this. Let's start with my recommendations for those who don't have a choice: 1. Remove "quick," "simple," "straightforward," "easy," and every similar word from your dictionary. Never use them. Don't let others use them when referring to your work. 2. Never volunteer an estimate. Everything you say will be used against you. 3. When forced, estimate work you know you can complete today. Always estimate with a range: "It will take me 2 - 4 hours." 4. Estimate anything you won't do today in days and weeks. Say, "I should finish that feature sometime this week." Do not estimate future work in hours. But we all know your manager will force you to give an estimate. Here is what you should do: 1. Estimate how long you think it will take you to complete the task. 2. Multiply the number by 3. This will be the lower range of your estimate. 3. Double the lower range of the estimate. This will be the upper range. Example: If you think something will take you 1 day of work, say "between 3 and 6 days." Here is the funny part: It won't take you between 3 - 6 days. This is as much bullshit as any other method you can think of. The true solution for this problem: Work for a company that doesn't care about estimates.
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I know we like to bitch at #sydney trains a lot but this direct Schofields - Olympic Park service was pretty sweet!
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Just me or are @eBay seller fees just way too high? I mean, 15%? Really? #fees
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Hi @flySEA and @AlaskaAir: how about you actually change the gate information or make a few announcements if the gate of a flight actually changes? Do better, thanks :)
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Today I learned that if you miss your flight, your luggage is typically only offloaded of international flights, not domestic? #travel
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Hey @Shell_Canada it'd be really nice if you'd make it easier for tourists to charge their rented EV car in your country. Forcing them to do this by downloading an app that only exists in the Canadian app store is... a bit too challenging! #EV @Shell
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Hey @Qantas is there no way for me to forward my boarding pass to be included in my Apple wallet?
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Just got told I have a southern American accent and I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or not … 🤨
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Werd vandaag maar weer eens herinnerd hoe droevig het gesteld is met Belgisch helpdesks #IT #helpdesk #belgie
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Does #LatitudeFinance customer service ever pick up the phone? Anyone?
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I guess we can call this promotion a success? I clicked like 10s after noon 😅 Pray for me @cathaypacific
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And then by the time you get to pay, the discount no longer works AAAAAH hahaha 🤡
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Well @cathaypacific that was a roller coaster. Kudos for the promotion, 1/5 for execution. Don't show promotion flights if the code is exhausted. #scarred
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