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Personal first: after an introduction, someone thought my name was Darwin. #pleasecallmedarwin
The results are part Texas Gotham City, part bayou "Blade Runner" and all around, well, somewhat terrifying. Here's one algorithm's forecast for Space City's skyline in the coming millennia. #houstontexas #AI trib.al/ORKOkzh
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among members of the TX legislature, libra & aquarius have a slight lead over other zodiac signs, according to new analysis from @AdriPerezTX & me
ALT pie chart visualizing the makeup of the texas legislature by zodiac sign: libra 10.1% aquarius 10.1% leo 9.5% scorpio 9.5% virgo 8.9% pisces 8.9% gemini 8.4% cancer 7.8% capricorn 7.8% taurus 6.7% sagittarius 6.7% aries 5.6%
Yeah, but have you ever just watched “The Fugitive” for the first time with captions only on a bar television? 10 out of 10 would do again but can’t.
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“We can try to climb this mountain,” said Frog. “That should tell us if we are brave.”
Really thinking we need a new way to timestamp this period, a twist on BCE, Before COVID Era. Everyone already references “the before times.” Seems like a solid first step. Time people, get on this.
Early look at Mother’s Day buying guides tells me I need to buy my mom either Bluetooth headphones, ice cream, Pandora bracelet-esque jewelry, a hair volumizer thing, monogrammed pillow, wine, loofah or a theragun. Just reinforces my belief that I should get a hanging bird bath.
Shoutout to the lady at H-E-B doling out free sangria samples in the frozen novelties aisle at 11 a.m. on a Saturday. #notallheroeswearcapes
Just realized if you search ‘Dallon Adams Whataburger’ my authors page appears as the top search result. All the feels right now.
Sometimes my dad just sends me photos of the fires in his backyard. No additional context. No words. Just the fire pics.
For the record, still just blasting disco at home after the remote workday just to feel something amid a modern plague.
A former roommate once had a puzzle called “sunrise in meatopia” spread out across the coffee table. The entire landscape was an amalgam of meats. Salami trees. Vast fields of corn dogs. This reminds me of that puzzle.
DOT history burn🔥 #boomroasted
Y'all leave Ohio alone. They wouldn't know. They weren't there.
#FirstInFlight ✈️
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Seeing is believing: AR and VR bring the future of space exploration to life in 3D tek.io/3osUPM4 @NASA @NASAJPL @StationCDRKelly #spaceexploration @HoloLens #augmentedreality #AR #VirtualReality #VR #mixedreality
