🔬 Profiling @DatadogHQ 🐘 PHP Core Contributor 🧵 ext-parallel Maintainer ⚡️ Performance, Concurrency & Observability 👨‍👧‍👦 6x Dad

Germany
Joined August 2017
I'd say we should not settle with less then an approval from the elders of the internet 😜
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It is also falling back to mapping named arguments at runtime if the callee is known, but the arguments are not in order. And in case you are using named arguments at all, PHP emits an extra CHECK_UNDEF_ARGS opcode to execute at runtime (no idea about the overhead it adds).
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I’m heading to @confooca 2026 in Montréal 🇨🇦 in a few weeks, where I’ll be speaking about two things I care a lot about in the PHP world: observability and multithreading. Hit me up if you want to talk performance! 🚀 #ConFoo #PHP #Observability #Performance #Multithreading
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Replying to @1_Kano2
Took a screenshot for you from the live stream
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Just wrapped up an incredible tour of @phpday 🇮🇹, @phptek 🇺🇸(deep-dish pizza!!!) and @PHPersPL Day 🇵🇱 It was unbelievable awesome meeting so many folks, gifting #Datadog ElePHPants, talking about performance, observability and totally wild ideas to make #PHP fast.
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At @PHPersPL Day, @kotomin_m is giving here first talk in English
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Hey @zeriyoshi, @kotomin_m will be bringing you a @datadoghq elePHPant. It was awesome talking to you at @phpcon, hope I can make it there again.
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