I've been an actor and comedian since I was 15!!! Just proud to keep it going!!! https://xitter.cf/t.co/D6GKMtq0M7

Los Angeles, Ca.
Joined February 2011
This is my message to all the Jewish people defending Hamas and slamming Israel. From Mosab Yousef... whose father co founded Hamas. Go argue with him. instagram.com/reel/DdFRqwnPQ…
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Denver!!!! Comedy Works!!! Check out my show! Thrilled to be back! One of my favorite clubs to play. Thursday - Friday August 27-28 Tickets: comedyworks.com/comedians/jo…
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God bless Dolly Parton. She hosted SNL when I was there. And I did a sketch with her on her variety show in 1986. She couldn't have been nicer. Or smarter!!! Very sad news.
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Looking forward to my show tonight at the Bethesda Theatre!!! Showtime: 7pm Tickets: ticketmaster.com/jon-lovitz-…
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You know nothing.
Replying to @realjonlovitz
You guys should really try to understand the concept that Israel and Judaism dont go hand in hand. And Jon....stick to comedy please. You're truly showing the senile ridiculousness turning a blind eye to blatant genocide
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Andrew Dice Clay and I.. Happy birthday to ME!!! 69 and feeling fine!!! Juky 21, 2026
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If this is true, this is beyond bad. No more balance of power. And it takes away the vote. "As many of its candidates notch electoral wins nationwide, the pre-eminent socialist political group in the U.S., the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), plans to roll out an updated platform that includes eliminating the Senate and replacing the president and the Supreme Court with an executive and judiciary chosen by Congress."
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Working on it! Thanks for your support!
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Thanks! Excited to be there! Thanks for coming to the show! It's a lot of fun! Dice is on fire!!!!
Was 'in' Dice Rules back in 1991 at MSG. Looking forward to @TheRealDiceClay tonite at @basiecenter. Really excited for @realjonlovitz.
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Fantastic and surreal! A dream come true!
Replying to @realjonlovitz
@realjonlovitz I grew up watching a lot of your movies Mr. Lovitz, my favourite being Three Amigo’s, it was my mother and I’s favourite film before she passed, we watched it every year. What was it like working with all those great SNL comics at that time? Including yourself?
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instagram.com/reel/DU6qtcYjp… @TuckerCarlson Can you stop spreading your anti-Semetic horseshit? Just grow up and stop. Take responsibility for your own problems and quit blaming people you've never met. It's exceedingly immature.
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Merry Christmas!!!!
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Replying to @jewelfg
@jewelfg , Editor of Clickhole Thanks so much for the article about me, slamming my looks. Like they say, any press is good press. And your goal is for every article to go viral. Hope this helps. clickhole.com/gut-wrenching-… Also, I see you cover up your face on your X photo. After seeing your real face, I can understand why. My deepest sympathies to those who have to look at you.
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Bingo! Her idea. But I didn't know she was going to grab me back. Tony Curtis knew about it. He told me, they (Jamie and George Schlatter, the producer) set me up.
Replying to @modernhistory
This was planned beforehand. There is a quote from Curtis in 1995 People Magazine. She came up with the bit herself.
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