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drunk colts / ole miss fan and unbiased sports writer on my non-apple smartphone. (opinions not my own) (parody?)

Fairbanks, AK
Joined December 2020
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NFL Predictions: NFC WEST: Rams NFC EAST: Eagles NFC SOUTH: Bucs NFC NORTH: Bears WC: Seahawks, Packers, Lions AFC WEST: Broncos AFC EAST: Bills AFC SOUTH: Texans AFC NORTH: Bengals WC: Chiefs, Ravens, Chargers
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James H carter jr. you are the ref for ole miss UGA and anything that happens to you might be deserved.
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Now UGA fans are throwing things on the field, how shameful
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Oh yeah fuck you @SECOfficiating
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Gunnar stockton rapped my girlfriend before she met me. @nytimes @nypost @washingtonpost @ajc
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Well, SEC, you really have no choice now. Make it transparent. At this point, you've probably lost the public trust. @SECOfficiating
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If you can read this tweet, take a bow. You survived the NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST Tucker claimed would happen 3 days ago.
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the goal of watching movies is so you can make as many References as possible
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Replying to @TuckerCarlson
Did this happen?
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How could you ever delete this app?
Replying to @JeffNadu
You throw yourself birthday parties
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I forgot how insufferable Auburn fans are
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This is a tweet from billy evans but if you don't know that already you have to go see this doc
I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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2-loss SEC teams out of conference: - 18-0 overall - 6-0 vs P4 (avg score 42-25) - Win over #1 team - Only losses to each other 2-loss B10 teams OOC: - 18-6 overall - 1-6 vs P4 (avg score 21-36) To whine that this is bias is to argue for EXTREME bias in favor of the B10
The SEC has SEVEN two-loss teams ranked in the AP Top 25. The Big Ten has ONE. ๐Ÿ‘€ At what point does SEC bias become impossible to ignore?
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I think I low key hate women. On hinge a girl unmatched after I said my grandmother died. Women are literal monsters
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Fuck niggers (the one's I had to deal with because my car got a flat tire)
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We have relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.
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From @GMFB: The #Colts have finally moved on from GM Chris Ballard, a rare midseason GM firing.
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