me if i were a crab

late 20s β€’ seasia
Joined March 2017
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goat baby sketch! @oohlookabird 🐐
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27 years old streaming olivia rodrigo whispering "she's god..." after every song
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really looking forward to seeing this one……….someday
"The Only Living Pickpocket in New York" is one of the best films of 2026. It's pure movie heaven to see John Turturro and Giancarlo Esposito together.
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when you starred in the television show a league of their own
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It takes an inordinate amount of wit and charm to best Conan O’Brien in a riff-off. The most an average comedian or host can hope for is not to embarrass themselves trying, which is largely how Kareem Rahma fared in a recent episode of his popular social-media series, Subway Takes. But toward the end of the interview, Rahma and O’Brien were shown up by a stranger named Debbie Shields who just so happened to be commuting on their train. The 68-year old native New Yorker didn’t know what β€˜SubwayTakes’ was, or that she was about to get pulled into a viral improvisational comedy bit. But thanks to a childhood spent performing in church and experience hosting comedy and karaoke nights, she says her instincts kicked in immediately. This 'SubwayTakes' appearance isn’t even the first time she has been put on the spot by someone with a huge comedy platform. Shields shares which comedian once pulled her onstage at Barclays Center, how she’s handling her virality, and whether she’d be interested in hosting a show of her own: nymag.visitlink.me/Tr0FRD
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Naomi Ackie stuns for The Knockturnal πŸ“Έ: Ty Chen
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oomf dm’ed me asking about a print and reminded me I have an INPRNT! added a few things on here as well inprnt.com/gallery/koshkawra…
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The digital release of β€˜Forgotten Island’ will have 60 minutes of bonus content. Releasing October 27th.
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Katherine Lams is one of my favorite living artists of all time… like look at this
Don’t let anyone ever tell you that #Severance fans aren’t the best people. They sure are! Thank you @getinthetarp for sending me this amazing postal piece from @katherinelamart Truly made my day!
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every time i post my thoughts or feelings i think of this
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as if i couldn’t love her even more than i already do right now
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obsessed with this photo
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started the day reading kaia gerber's tribute to her brother and now at the end of it it's still all i can think about. i was born loving you. i will die loving you. there was never anything else.
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they wrapped shrinking S4…………. my shrinking S4………….
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That one theory about Helly R. [ Severance ]
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hunter schafer at the academy museum gala
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expectations!!! #chappellroan
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no sorry i’m just kinda emotional that 14 years ago they couldn’t make bechloe happen for reasons out of their hands and now they’re leading and directing their own wlw stories….. oh sendrick you’ve come so far
Anna Kendrick and Brittany Snow reunite at the 6th Annual Academy Museum Gala
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this is just kinda huge for 13 year old me
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WHAT. WHAT? WHAT!
Anna Kendrick and Brittany Snow reunite at the 6th Annual Academy Museum Gala
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