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Red Elvis

@red_elvis

writer, father of two, the gentle hum of anxiety.

 saint francis bay
muckrack.com/red-elvis
Joined March 2009
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Six Great Championship Tour JBay Moments — From Jordy to Curren to Toledo To Safety Boat Heroics

Six Great Championship Tour JBay Moments — From Jordy to Curren to Toledo To Safety Boat Heroics

Perfect heats, miracle barrels, and even a 10-point boat ride for the ages

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Surfing In South Africa digital flipper with contests, interviews, spot checks and endorsed by Surfing South Africa flipsnack.com/CD997AF7C6F/su…
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Friday arvi, not a lot going on, except waves.
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Hi everyone. Hello? Old chommies? Hi?
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Hunting some Monster Clutch votes out there. There's a vote link under the YouTube. It would be nice if there were a few more upvotes etc. Give the lightie a hand… shorturl.at/Nb8uk
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So is it cool in the hood? Most social media sucks balls but X is the place where people fuvk up and go to jail, which is good value
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I'm back. I'm Back on Twix - does anyone actually give a single flying fuck? I ask you etc
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Cape St Francis surfer Rylan Jarvis got a few bombs at Lakey Peak last month. Check out the clip. youtu.be/y5AJ6BqmU00?si=0hke…
Splitting The Peak

Splitting The Peak

A trip to Lakey Peak Sumbawa Indonesia Thanks to my sponsors @ripc...

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So with everyone leaving Twitter, has it become a cool place again?
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. @elonmusk Feel free to delete my account over this. It’s a worthy Twitter death to use something that didn’t matter much in the first place (my Twitter account) to giggle at your horrifying hypocrisy and egoism.
Steven Goffman (@SteveGoffman) profile pictureSteven Goffman@SteveGoffman12 Dec 2022
Turns out Twitter can, in fact, be real life.
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Turns out Twitter can, in fact, be real life.
Ilana Stern (@Ilana_Stern) profile pictureIlana Stern@Ilana_Stern12 Dec 2022
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk just got booed like I’ve never heard before on stage with @davechapelle and @chrisrock. He couldn’t get a word in, the crowd booed for 10 minutes. Not favored on his home turf. He looked stunned, must not get enough feedback IRL.
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Lekker to be up early. What has Elon done now?
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Some friends from the surfing doctors sent me this. Looks like a score
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I need some Ashwagandha to get rid of this infernal Ashwagandha ear worm I have after watching WSL today
Has anything changed around here since that ou bought twitter?
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Sea Harvest South African Junior Surfing Champs presented by Smth Shapes and powered by TCS Wifi - still such a lekker event even if it is a bit of a mouthful. All photos by Mike Ruthnum
All the winners at the Sea Harvest South African Junior Surfing Champs #winnerwinnerchickendinner

ALT All the winners at the Sea Harvest South African Junior Surfing Champs #winnerwinnerchickendinner

Joel Fowles is your U16 Boys SA Champion and he is a very happy young lad.

ALT Joel Fowles is your U16 Boys SA Champion and he is a very happy young lad.

Ben Esterhuyse continues to win most events he enters in the U12 division and others…

ALT Ben Esterhuyse continues to win most events he enters in the U12 division and others…

Rory Dace from Seals is your U14 Champ #surfchamp #tiktokstar

ALT Rory Dace from Seals is your U14 Champ #surfchamp #tiktokstar

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I’m at a crossroads...
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My Twitter is making cool sounds. Just going to sit here and refresh until something happens
I finally have a need to get onto here coz I want to admonish the horrid institution that is Standard Bank ZA and I see their national account has been blocked by Twitter. WTAF? I actually don't know what's cutting anymore.
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