666 and a Christmas wreath

Coming to grips with the fact that I'm significantly happier and more productive when I get 8 hours of sleep a night. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this information. Probably nothing.

I hate gay halloween. What do you mean you're dressing up as the ominous beeping sound emanating from Saratoga Park?

Tonight I won a game of trivia and lost two games of chess.

I need a vacation and a decent sandwich. Not necessarily in that order though.

I just left a work-related party downtown and I think it might literally have been in the office building from American Psycho.

I need to find a new gym. I need gym recommendations. Please help.

My employer solved the problem of what to call today's holiday by simply not recognizing it.

Raincoats are morally superior to umbrellas.

Strong possibility I'll go see Digger today. Maybe like 70%.

Matcha counts as a serving of vegetables.

The world isn't ready for my scary halloween costume idea.

Soon I will have even more Calvin Klein t-shirts.

Nick Cave is Lana del Rey for men.

Living in NYC is all about being kind of sick every other week.

Idk, just like off the top of my head

An 87 year old man told me I must make plans for the weekend because I am young.