Joined March 2011
The superintelligence assembling itself from the future is secretly plotting for us to win.
62
151
25
1,299
315,405
Seeing that SPQR conquer the map and then stalling at the Rhine… if only Germania could have been conquered…
3
1
27
1,886
Do you understand the gravity of this disaster? If Rome had conquered Germania we would have a continent-spanning civilization equivalent to China, the entirety of Europa would be unified under a single culture heritage and legislative history, permanently altering history
2
6
224
Some post-Singularity career options I'm considering: - Storm chaser - (Pro) war journalist
2
27
686
She never served me
Replying to @redaction
I will, it will take some time but you will be served. Be patient.
2
1
24
683
You know this shit is real because neither side disputes its legitimacy, they just act like their side is the objectively superior option
remember when a study in the nature journal deconstructed all of politics and it really just came down to this?
2
31
906
(The conservative heatmap is the objectively superior option btw and you're an insane suicidal retard if you identify with the interests of "humanity" in the theoretical abstract as opposed to an actual, tangible, immediate love for your community)
14
133
i'm so bored nigga what am i even reading
30
89
11
1,871
119,188
Kim Jong-Il hired this Japanese guy named Kenji Fujimoto to be his sushi chef. He was kind of a rough guy that stayed out of trouble through cooking. Because Kim loved his food so much and he was a political nonentity, he became one of his only sincere close friends.
2
1
25
799
Fujimoto was fully integrated into the inner circle of the Kim dynasty and everything. Kim Jong-Il would take him on hunting trips and shit. He was the only guy that could get away with bantering with Kim Jong-Il, and it made Kim Jong-Il like him more because he was authentic.
1
10
198
Fujimoto eventually escaped North Korea and went back to Japan (for obvious reasons). But after Kim Jong-Il died and Kim Jong-Un took over, Kim Jong-Un invited him back, and he actually took the offer. So now Fujimoto presumably still lives in North Korea.
9
198
Replying to @redaction
I made this a few months ago after reading a series of quote tweets arguing about whether it's real and whether it mattered.
1
7
210
Even if demons aren’t literally real, they are effectively real in the sense that antisocial personalities naturally gravitate to demonic symbolism and demonic self-identification. They see themselves in demonic archetypes often well before they embody them with their actions.
13
11
132
1,821
Occult characteristics are wildly more common in murders than rational people might expect. By committing a Satanic murder (as opposed to a “normal” murder), you’re both embedding your legacy into folklore and giving it legitimacy. It’s hyperstition.
1
21
225
Well… have you ever been to prison? They make it work there
11
531
The app everyone uses to track typhoons in Japan is literally just called “NERV” and it uses the same branding and everything My only complaint is that it doesn’t use the leaf logo
3
49
1,034
@redaction retweeted
16 miles south of the frontline. the streets are bare in yellow light, and quiet but for my suitcase grumbling against broken pavement. I catch the sound of a drone puttering overhead; alarms follow. I walk aimlessly north. 9:30pm, searching for a bed. signal jammers block GPS, so the river orients me. three Ukrainians are smoking on a stoop and I join them. they speak no English, but when they hear my voice, they laugh and laugh and take turns shaking my hand. I open google translate and press record:
after careful consideration i've decided the longhouse can wait 28 hours sitting on a bus, slept at the ukrainian border checkpoint (10 hour line), but made it to kyiv at last. heading further east to kharkiv tomorrow
36
13
5
898
31,841
>Heaven is an autocracy >Hell has a parliament
John Martin - Satan Presiding at the Infernal Council (1824)
66
1,096
30
17,025
191,658
I have NINE HUNDRED (900) sessions active? And this isn't just an artifact of additively counting dynamic IP changes or something? Does my account have turbo AIDS?
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
6
1
40
2,734