(she/her) christian + redhead 👩🏻🦰 laugh-prone + hiccup-prone
Orange County, CA
Joined March 2009
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What's Mindy's last name in "The Mindy Project"? Cuz I definitely just told someone it was "Project" and I'm 95% sure that's wrong.
I’m dealing with a complicated type of grief right now but I had to take headshots last week and I got them back today - and I love them. But it’s also weird looking at this like “This girl looks so happy. This girl has no idea her heart’s about to break.”
ALT Headshot of smiling woman with red hair in blue dress with white patterns.
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One of the judges just described a move on the field as “tasty”. This is not a cooking themed show. It’s a show about “the void” 😂
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Kelsey Laine retweeted
flying under the radar today: claudia sheinbaum being sworn in as mexico’s president
north america’s first female elected head of state
Okay but also.. this 35 y/o woman’s suitcase didn’t even make it into the bedroom before opening it up and using it as a dresser for a couple weeks 😂
ALT Picture of entry way into apartment with an opened suitcase in the floor right by the door, full of clothes
Grown men really do return from a trip, carry their suitcase into the bedroom, open it on the floor, and leave it for two months. Like, this is their dresser now.
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Are there some WILD story lines in Grey’s Anatomy? You bet. But honestly, they were just inspired by the story lines in ER, because Grey’s has nothing on ER.
And I say that having watched all 20+ seasons of Grey’s at least 8 times and having watched all 15 seasons of ER twice.
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“You talk fast but… somehow you enunciate really well? I don’t understand how you do that.” 😂
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Kelsey Laine retweeted
With the #emmys tonight, this is one of my favorite moments.
Lucille Ball forgot her eye glasses in 1975, prior to announcing best comedy series. But Milton Berle came to the to rescue.
😂😂😂
Kelsey Laine retweeted
…because Vice President John Hoynes ran an opinion poll on his own favorability after publicly denouncing oil companies, which he had previously been known for being close with. Does Hoynes thinks the President is not going to run for re-election?
At dinner in my grandma’s retirement home tonight, I learned that all three ladies at my table (including my grandma) fully delete text threads. Like “well, these texts were about dinner and we’ve eaten” and deletes it. They were horrified when I scrolled back to 2014 😂
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Kelsey Laine retweeted
Being a bad sleeper really sucks when you’re traveling on a set schedule in a different time zone. I’m basically looking at 2.5 hours of sleep tonight if I’m lucky.
Not to mention my constant fear of throwing up while traveling.. because that happens… often.
I’m so broken.
2:30am, wide awake (😭), crying while Somewhere Over the Rainbow starts in this episode of ER 😢😢
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Holy crap I did not remember how soon after Mark dying that Romano lost his arm. And I also did not remember that it was in the midst of a smallpox/monkeypox outbreak.
And I always thought the plane crash in Grey’s was wild to explain.
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