sorry OLine, she ain't for you 😭
~ Day in my life as a matchmaker ~
Woman: I would say I’m selective not picky.
Me: tell me more?
Woman: I’m attracted to tall men with broad shoulders, a Muscular QB build, golden bronze skin, Colgate smile, confident body language, and well groomed. I like a full head of hair, or bald with a goatee, nothing in between. I want him to look like an athletes body guard lol. Although we can work on style, I prefer his style to be classy London chic or Italian chic to match my fly.
Woman: Also, I am pretty active and love to travel so it’s important that my man goes to the gym/ has a trainer or does fitness classes at least 4 times a week like I do and enjoys getting his passport stamped 1-2 times a year at least.
Me: cool 🫠
Nobody has a perfect roster. Nobody. Not even Super Bowl champion. Salary cap works.
What you need:
1. good health
2. good luck
3. franchise QB
Commanding Tater retweeted
FACT: The annual funding Israel receives from the US amounts to less than one-tenth of 1% of the federal budget. Less than 1/10th of 1%.
FACT: That annual funding would cover only a few hours of federal health care spending. A few hours.
Yet politicians who specialize in scapegoating would have you believe that Israel is responsible for America’s affordability crisis.
Like every form of scapegoating before it, it is a dangerous lie.
Commanding Tater retweeted
I'm just going to point out that there are two people at the start of this hike.
That's how close we were to another huge upset, even bigger than Seattle. Best hands on the team surviving contact with the ground. Fantastic play as well by the DB. The other guys get paid to play too.
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Jags playing in London AGAIN tomorrow. Those mfs gonna be calling each other mate and sliding after TDs and shit 🤣
Commanding Tater retweeted
Steve Kerr’s reaction seeing this person who looks exactly like him. 🤣🤣🤣
(via @PolymarketHoops)
3 great seasons, 2 good ones, then done. that's typical for an NFL rb, and why you don't draft them 1st round.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO EZEKIEL ELLIOTT…?
The former #Cowboys superstar was once arguably the BEST running back in football.
Zeke led the #NFL in rushing twice and had three 1,000+ yard seasons in his first four years.
2016: 1,631 yards, 15 TDs
2018: 1,434 yards, 6 TDs
2019: 1,357 yards, 12 TDs
2022: 876 yards, 12 TDs
2023: 642 yards, 3 TDs
2024: 226 yards, 3 TDs
Then completely fell off a cliff.