vacation has me feeling like i’m not a weirdo internet freak but there’s a smalll tiny matt johnson in my ear…
ohhhhh angst ridden jay consumed with an unspeakable guilt.. you are so important to me precisely bc u live solely in my head
Viv🐏 retweeted
nardwuar: I have a gift for you!
famous jay: oh wow... haha... what's this
nardwuar: would you like to tell everyone what this is?
famous jay: it's um... a pistol!
nardwuar: but it's not just any pistol!
famous jay: *talking to manager off-camera* I think we can wrap it up here
i love going out and touching grass and getting drunk and then coming home to my gay chud matt johnson twt account



































