Reese

Stop being so comfy and safe. Get a motorcycle, anon.

Woke up from a dream that was unpleasant, so I’m messing around on my phone so I don’t slingshot right back into the same dream world when I close my eyes. Gotta run the clock and give it some time to burn off. Might be time to cut back on the magnesium before bed.

This scene is played to be a heroic last stand but if you step back, it’s pure evil: There’s no real strategic reason to fend off the SS battalion in their broken down tank, and because of this, the scene has no stakes aside from the fact that Sgt. Wardaddy has a death wish and he’s guilt-tripping the squad into joining his suicide. That’s it. He murders his own men with their loyalty right as the war is about to end. What a swell guy. The scene takes on a whole new color when you step back and really think about it.

If gaining followers means I have to become an obnoxious THREAD GUY 🧵 who PROVIDES VALUE with a nice CALL TO ACTION at the end of every tweet, then I will happily stay shitposting at my own peril forever because that shit is gay and everyone knows it

Your uncle on Thanksgiving after crushing his 14th beer:

General Zod wasn’t even a “sympathetic villain” because he wasn’t a villain to begin with. Just an agent acting on behalf of his people’s best interests. He did nothing wrong. You can hear the sorrow in his voice over his failure. Rare capeshit W. Writing was better back then.

A legitimately dogshit movie. My brother and I walked out halfway through. We never do this. Quirky ReLaTaBLe doofus main character dealt with every zombie encounter by fumbling around and shouting “oh fuck oh shit oh fuckity fuck fuck!!” That’s it. That’s the WHOLE movie.

Incredibly cursed puzzle set I saw at a hardware store yesterday, of all places. I AM HORSE.

People are getting hung up on what I said about women in positions of political leadership. I don’t think 99% of women have the constitution to make hard calls and process leadership decisions the same way that men do. I saw it when I was in corporate America, especially. The 1% that do have the ability appear to have a hormonal imbalance that grants them more access to testosterone, at which point they’re basically just dudes with extra steps. In other cases, they are high in psychopathic traits, which grants them the merciless edge necessary to compete with men at that level. Nothing I’ve just said there is outlandish or unreflective of reality if you’re being truly honest with yourself. Pushing women to compete in this ruthless, dog eat dog game of politics with their unique but unsuited psychological modus is a cruel and bizarre feature of modernity. It’s a dark thing to see womens’ maternal instinct, among many other beautiful aspects of the female spirit, get cynically redirected into surrogate corporate and political activities. In Gina Hinojosa’s case, her maternal instinct is doubtlessly going to be externalized upon illegal border crossers whom she’ll welcome in by the tens of millions. They are her innocent children who just need a blanket and a warm cup of cocoa, not line-skippers circumventing the legal process and remitting their income back home by the billions. Non-mindraped, high testosterone men can see illegal border crossers for what they are and sidestep the emotional veil clouding the decision on how to handle them. This is just one example of many. I don’t hate women. I just think that, like men, certain roles and environments bring about their best eternal qualities. The bloody arena of political leadership, in my opinion, is not one of them. I’ll leave you with this video of Jordan Peterson (before he lost his mind) as a way to cap off my point. Have a nice day.

Absolute kino.

You need to understand that people who believe in things like trans kids are not worth your time. At all. Not even a little bit. You can substitute "trans kids" with any other civilization-destroying or spiritually degrading belief that either mocks the eternal forms of man and woman or otherwise celebrates ugliness. With such people, you cannot reason with them or walk them towards an "aha!" moment that would allow them to see the dark, tragic absurdity of trans kids as a concept. From the eyes of people who hold such beliefs, which I will henceforth call "Weimar Nonsense Beliefs", you will only ever be viewed through the comically simplistic Marvel Movie lens of "mean person wants to destroy innocent person", and anything you say will be filtered, distorted, or ignored accordingly. There exists a point where nothing, and I mean nothing, can get through to them. It is a total waste of time, and I see so many people still refusing to understand this. I didn't truly believe Yuri Bezmenov's assertion that you could show someone documents of direct evidence contradicting their beliefs only to be met with a lifeless stare as if you've shown them blank pieces of paper. I didn't believe that this was possible until I experienced it for myself, multiple times, over the span of many years debating and talking with liberals. It is a vacant stare as if an entity in their soul stirred awake and blocked the previous 30 seconds of words coming out of your mouth with a shield. Watching this happen in front of my eyes for the first few times filled me with a sinking sense of dread and futility that, while painful, expanded my understanding of the human mind in a necessary way. The modern rightwing has this chronic problem of projecting their own sense of critical thinking and reasoning onto a group of people that simply do not do this. If you get anything from this post, it's the truth that many people are mentally and spiritually incapable of being reasoned with. As in, you could tie them to a chair and toothpick their eyelids open Clockwork Orange style and give a masterclass presentation on why X Y or Z is immoral and they will still reject it on purely emotional, illogical grounds. Inside of such people is a map of morality and ethics and aesthetics that is warped and deformed into something dark and unrecognizable. Something distinctly anti-human that dwells in their hearts and minds that wants to see you suffer and die for not submitting to its campaign for total dominion. When they try to push their Weimar Nonsense Beliefs into public policy while brazenly cheering on the demise of everyone who opposes them, you would be strategically remiss if you acknowledged them as anything other than your mortal enemy that would gladly murder you if societal guardrails were removed. Attempting to befriend or associate with such people who hold Weimar Nonsense Beliefs, even if it seems fine on the surface at first, is a total waste of time. Personally, I've indulged exceptions to this for far too long and I'm now holding myself to a zero tolerance policy going forward. This is where we're at now. I don't know how much clearer I can be. I am unironically telling you to become more tribalistic and only associate with people whose souls are untainted by the parasitic darkness that wants to invert and humiliate the Good, True, and Beautiful.

I'm honesty pretty blackpilled on Texas flipping blue. Let me be clear: I totally get the disgruntlement with MAGA and Trump's choices the past 2 years. A referendum, of sorts, was MUCH needed. But... did it have to cost me my state? The place I've lived in my entire life? I struggle with this. I detest Gina Hinojosa for governor on the basis that she is a woman and lacks the constitution for hard decisions and logical thinking compared to a man. I detest Talarico on the basis that he utterly fails the physiognomy check and he is clearly, openly, cynically hijacking the message of Jesus to give his globohomo takes unearned spiritual weight. He looks like a creepy ventriloquist dummy who can't stop talking about trans kids. Guys, what the fuck are we doing here? I hate it. I do. I can't help it.

Living in a city sucks because in order to access culture and commerce I have to live with spiritually bankrupt psychopaths who would gleefully make me face the wall for my beliefs if the greenlight was ever given.

The gall. The temerity. The sheer AUDACITY of HEB to continue displaying this sign. They can’t keep getting away with it. @sportdrink

In light of the Anakin discourse popping off, may I suggest General Zod as a worthy addition in the catalogue of Maligned Patriots Who Did Nothing Wrong?

One of the worst parts about living in Austin is that it gets dark earlier now, MINUS the cozy cold that makes staying in more appealing. Truly the worst of both worlds. It’s dark and hot and humid outside. IN NOVEMBER. 😀