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🚨🚨🚨 Tielemans is playing so well and instead of taking off Bruno he takes of the man that’s dictating the tempo. The definition of a coward. #MUFC
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Simeone: “Barcelona’s offside trap won’t work against us.” Journalist: “Why?” Simeone: “We won’t be attacking”
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THE most OVERRATED player in the world today! How do people dare to say Bukayo Saka is WORLD CLASS.
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2024-25 Wage Bill 💰Liverpool £428m 💰Man City £408m 💰Chelsea £390m 💰Arsenal £338m 💰Man Utd £313m 2025 Summer Transfer Spend 💰Liverpool £441.5m 💰Man City £256m 💰Chelsea £276.6m 💰Arsenal £263m 💰Man Utd £228.5m 2025 Total Spend 💰Liverpool £869.5m 💰Man City £664m 💰Chelsea £666.6m 💰Arsenal £601m 💰Man Utd £541.5m 🗣️”Liverpool are the best run club in the world” 😂😂😂
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Nail on the head from Laura Woods here, Aluko is her own worst enemy May even have been the final straw for any broadcasters that had hired her previously
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Insufferable. If she was a tenth as talented as she thinks she is, she’d still be nowhere near the talent of @IanWright0 - on or off the pitch.
Eni Aluko is at it again… 🤦‍♂️
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Cristiano Ronaldo joined from Sporting for £12m in his age 18 season. He had 14 goals & assists in 40 apps (168.2 mins per G/A). Florian Wirtz joined from Leverkusen for £116m in his age 23 season. He has 10 goals & assists in 30 apps (206.9 mins per G/A). In Cristiano Ronaldo's age 23 season, he won the Premier League, Champions League, the Ballon d'Or, FIFA World POTY, UEFA Club Footballer of the Year, PL Golden Boot, CL Golden Boot, European Golden Shoe, PL POTY & was named in the FIFPro World XI. Oh, and he had 51 G/A. I'm embarrassed for you.
🚨 Wirtz is 3 G/A away from surpassing Ronaldo’s debut season, with 10 less games played btw.
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They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭
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Four defensive substitutions, FOUR. It’s absolutely ridiculous at this point and his lack of trust in not giving the youth players any opportunities, he’s literally the antithesis of Manchester United and I don’t like it one bit, the football bores me to death too.
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Fuck off…Lampard watched his mum die, listened to those cunts singing mocking her death, nailed a penalty & knocked them out the CL, then carried on the rest of the season whilst grieving…These pricks won the first 7 games with no noise, now all of a sudden the excuses are out
🗣️ "You can't put a timeline on grief." Ashley Williams reflects on Diogo Jota and how his death has affected Liverpool players.
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Pogba once got 4 assists in a game and Souness said that wasn't anything special because that's what he would expect from a £100m player. And now they want us to accept chance creation for a £120m player 😂😂
Florian Wirtz is the only Premier League player to create 5+ open-play chances in more than one game across all competitions this season: 5 vs Atlético Madrid 5 vs Real Madrid Thriving in Europe 🔴
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🚨🗣️ | 𝐍𝐄𝐖 : Alan maguire (Harry Maguire’s father) after Harry Maguire’s winner vs Liverpool : “People have had a lot to say about Harry. They laughed, they booed him, made him the punchline of every joke but they never talked about the points he’s won for United.” “Today wasn’t just a goal, it was a statement. You can mock a man, you can doubt him, but you can’t break someone who keeps standing back up. I’ve seen what he’s been through. He and the club deserve every bit of this moment.” 👏🔴
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First thing Slot mentions in his Sky chat is #mufc's 'low blocks' and 'long balls'. He has a few things in common with his predecessor and sour grapes is one of them. A terrible, terrible loser.
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🗣️Jason Cundy on Virgil van Dijk: "I think he's overrated. He's nowhere near the levels consistently of Sol Campbell, John Terry, Rio Ferdinand. He's nowhere near that level. He's had two good seasons."
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Who did this 💀😭
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🚨 Van Dijk: "Before the games, I watch videos of Cardi B and try to replicate it on the pitch."
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The Van Dijk memes have started 😂🤣
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Come on @ManUtd, we need a club statement & a picture of the corner flag #AmorimOUT
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Possible handball from Salah, VAR are taking a look
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