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Joined July 2007
Mise keeps getting better and better!
automatic dotfiles in `mise bootstrap` is released! to answer the most common question: it's not the same as chezmoi/yadm/stow/etc—read my post to understand why jdx.dev/posts/2026-09-07-dot…
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Куда бы мы ни переезжали, Фея всегда находила нужное окно и, бесшумно забрав письмо с вложенным в него зубом из-под подушки, каждый раз оставляла свой ответ на фирменном бланке в форме зубного силуэта. К обратной стороне листа она приклеивала маленький бумажный кармашек и вкладывала в него немного денег. Почерк у неё был похож на завитушки Деда Мороза — но тот присылал ответные письма на красных толстых листах и писал белой ручкой, по ходу дела украшая текст снежинками и паутинками морозных узоров. Настоящее волшебство существует — и это любовь в семье. Берегите друг друга и сами себя. Noize MC, альбом «Не все дома», трек 6 — «Зубная фея»: youtu.be/9Dl5uW4Jl0M
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This is these guys in a nutshell. It's a shot-for-shot remake of the original trailer... except it's not even a good copy. It's not just that there is not a single original idea in there, they aren't even aware that they have taken out all the substance. (A li'l thread.)
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Clay Sculptor Adam Beane squashed Apple's CEO Tim Cook with a hydraulic press in response to the company's infamous Crush ad. Full video and more info: 80.lv/articles/clay-sculptor… #apple #timcook #ipad #ipadpro #crush #hydraulicpress #clay #sculpting #sculpture #fun #ai #stopai
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I'll trust Microsoft's AI with anything even slightly nuanced just as soon as Excel stops telling me the glass is January 2nd full.
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holy cow React Compiler is powerful 🤯
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How Return of the Jedi should have ended. Happy Star Wars day.
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Current world
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I can only assume people proposing dictionaries are trolling, so here goes my contribution to the circus:
This code structure is called an arrow anti-pattern. How to fix this code?
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You will always know where the Netherlands begins
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I love checking things off the to do list
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Surely the 5 employees for every attendee ratio at the Redis (a proprietary fork of Valkey) booth isn’t a reflection of the larger community’s esteem for the company.
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30+ years ago we were working on the very first #MortalKombat game. The game's software, had sections of code that it (theoretically) should never reach/execute. If it did, it incremented a counter that would log the ERROR. We also made a "Game Audits" screen where we could check this counter in arcades. To keep each log short, I wrote an assembler MACRO that would call all the necessary functions in one line of code. The macro was called ERMAC... short for Error Macro. Unfortunately or fortunately, we listed the number of ERMACS that occurred directly after the log/number of times players fought against REPTILE, who was a hidden fighter in the first Mortal Kombat. This (of course) made players speculate that ERMAC was another hidden character, like REPTILE. Soon rumors of ERMAC became stuff of legend with players insisting they fought against him. They didn't. :) In Mortal Kombat 2 we made REPTILE a playable fighter and added 3 new hidden fighters: Smoke, Jade and Noob Saibot. But some players were still looking for Ermac. For MK3 we decided to turn some of the myths into reality, starting with ANIMALITIES. Finally in Ultimate MK3 (running out of kolors) we finally added ERMAC as an actual (red ninja) fighter in the roster. Over the years he has made a number of appearances in MK games. Now he has a full story/history and is part of the MK lore. We never (as in ever) would have guessed this red ninja with a ridiculous name would end up such a big part of Mortal Kombat's history and still be kicking over 30 years later! But here we are, as he is about to join the roster of #MortalKombat1 Game play trailer THIS WEEK!
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Wishing you all a blessed Easter, may you enjoy today with loved ones and family! #HappyEaster
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Here is a 72-byte alphanum MD5 collision with 1-byte difference for fun: md5("TEXTCOLLBYfGiJUETHQ4hAcKSMd5zYpgqf1YRDhkmxHkhPWptrkoyz28wnI9V0aHeAuaKnak") = md5("TEXTCOLLBYfGiJUETHQ4hEcKSMd5zYpgqf1YRDhkmxHkhPWptrkoyz28wnI9V0aHeAuaKnak")
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Kalin. Kamalin. Kamalin. Kamaya! youtu.be/rW8IMFn0vDM
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