Adulting is basically realizing how unprepared you are for all the things life will throw at you.

Every other day I look at another spot of this house and cry my eyes out. Today terrace really gave me the hard time.

Level of rage men showed over being called Tinker Bells. If only they could show the same rage over war crimes, genocide, human trafficking, paedophilia, domestic abuse and all the other important issues that deserve this level of engagement, imagine the difference it would make.

Can’t even eat Kentucky for 10 days 😩 what a wasted trip

This has to be the most fun I’ve had on Twitter in a while. I should start tweeting more often. I am getting my mojo back.

I have this bittersweet feeling about being back home. It is like my heart is actually split in two, and it never feels whole no matter where i go.

My apologies for tinker bell, she did not deserve this degrading comparison.

Rage baiting men is my new favorite hobby.

All the butt hurt tinker bells under that tweet.

Boomers really jinxed us when they’d stop us from laughing too much and say, “Jitna hasta hai, utna rota bhi hai insaan.”

I wanna make autumn my whole personality. It’s so pretty all the little spooky trinkets in the grocery store, noticing how trees are changing colors. Subtle shift in the weather. The sound of fallen leaves crunching under my feet. Green is not my color, fall colors are it.

“Courage is fear that has said its prayers. “

Me.