@reilately

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salva ka jalwa
Zubair Ahmed Khan
@ZubairKhanPK9h
License of Salva's Foods Cancelled after inspectors discovered 3,000 kgs of expired & contaminated raw materials at company’s factory in Lahore. Officials found fungus-infested ingredients emitting a foul smell, along with unsafe mixtures that violated food SOPs
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they ain’t girls
✞@rehnaydotum6h
I do have some but they ain’t GIRLS, acting krti hien lrki honay ki @fatimayapss (chotu badmash) @simplyyayesha1 (the sensitive one) @GiveALittle__ (Mrs @Last_To_Breath ) @Toxic_Hn_Yar (toxic lady under cute skin) @mehrinaticc (isko tang krnay ka maza ata) @A_itis1 (my slut)
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I swear to God I will never ever criticise Pakistan on Twitter ever again because doing so these days means BJP idiots from India start retweeting me and I would rather kms than be associated with these idiots
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my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is i'm at a shaadi and no aunty corners me by the food table, holds my face, looks me dead in the eyes and says "agli baari apki hai phir?"
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and I just eat food and come back home.
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“can my man come?” in you but not out with us babe, sorry
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Pakistani TV shows for women are so horrible man. You watch a kdrama or a c-drama and it will have 1 episode in the beginning with bad things happening to the main woman and then 20 episodes of her kicking ass and getting revenge. Meanwhile, if you're watching Pakistani (cont)
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Pashtun with empty pocket and zero bank balance. "Zamung Liaq Sa Khidmat ee Nu Tabaidaar".
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leave me alone
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yes don’t open your mouth thankyou
𓂆🔻@kashafwhyOct 25
how did our desi people become so openly liberal at weddings, girls who never left home without hijab or niqab are now dancing, cheering around boys at mixed gatherings, and i don’t even wanna open my mouth about our girls who suddenly change after going to university.
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how do people hydrate properly without having to pee every 5 seconds
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I'm so damn sleepy today, I feel like i'm dreaming
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Why is it always the daughter being restricted from education??? Why not tell your son to stay home and stop HIM from going to mix college/universities??
`@AfgSunniOct 26
If you as a Muslim father has any ghaerah left in you, don't send your daughters to male and female free mix college or university.
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couldn’t tell him that i learned it all from this guy😔
Rei@reilatelyOct 27
this logistics officer helped me find my lost package and asked me to pick it up from xyz gpo. then he called his colleagues to confirm a couple of other things. right before leaving, i asked, "xyz gpo office, right?" he very politely said, "yes ma'am, xyz gpo," with a subtle stress on the "o." 😭😭😭😭
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kyu@1kyuketsuOct 26
Genuinely how come japan hates everyone except the white people that nuked them twice theyre cucks i swear to god
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this logistics officer helped me find my lost package and asked me to pick it up from xyz gpo. then he called his colleagues to confirm a couple of other things. right before leaving, i asked, "xyz gpo office, right?" he very politely said, "yes ma'am, xyz gpo," with a subtle stress on the "o." 😭😭😭😭
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I’ll love you in silence, from a distance, Just like I love the Moon.
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the moon looks so pretty tonight and you're the only person i want to tell
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