✩ The demon lord of greed ✩ Sometimes stream, sometimes art ✩ twitch @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/eueSvVm43V alt acc for 🔞art: @lordofgreediest

Joined July 2014
Opting to delete the throne post as I've had a moment of clarity and it bothers me for some reason (idk i think its the looming 2k that makes me feel nasty and icky) opting to instead carry on offering the kofi because it feels less demandy mwah mwah or whatever I did 💜
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I *do* have a problem actually that might be an expensive fix I bought a spiked choker because of course I did, that's my brand it too small and its actively choking me out
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I could buy an extender with a buckle online but its like 20 bucks for a 1 dollar choker and I'm scared it wont get here in time lmao time to haunt a hot topic
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Wait hold on okay wait no the fit is actually SO cute
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I ended up buying a wig that, while kinda meh quality and thin af, MATCHES MY HAIR COLOR SOMEHOW SO I CAN MERELY WEAR IT OVER MY SHORT HAIR TO GET MORE FULLNESS IM ACTUALLY IN LOVE
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Am I moderately terrified to be going out in a bikini top even though it's kinda got a top that goes over it except in the cleavage area? Yeah, but... well, gotta attract the sword fighters somehow, right
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Ok! So while all my items i ordered technically fit, I am running into the biggest issue that I should have 100% seen coming but somehow neglected: I can't actually get any cleavage going in this bikini top bc my girls are too big. If anyone has any suggestions... well. Yeah.
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anyways someone is doing some kind of prayer hymn in the stall next to me, I want every person who said womens washrooms were a place of unity and solace to go crucify themselves
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wait nvm it's the cleaning lady fair, I'd also be singing prayers as I clean toilets
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PSA for bathroom using degenerates: There is almost ALWAYS a button or mechanism on automatic toilets that you can use to initiate a manual flush when the sensors fail. Please make yourself acquainted with it.
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Do YOU like to wander in to washrooms to see a bowl full of piss and, god forbid, other miscellaneous bodily wastes? No? Then don't RUSH before you FLUSH fucks sake
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Hi yeah this clinic is actively stressing me out
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"gee sales are down and its been slow, wonder what's happening???" the humble advertising clowns who accidentally listed our promotion ads online for our sale as "Ontario exclusive":
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Gonna run with the assumption that this mightve been happening for at least three weeks now lmao can we just.... overhaul marketing please
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woke up remember old stuffed animals of mine my family threw away for no reason without my permission become 2% sadder
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Just bury me with all my stuffed animals, man, just absolutely crowd my damn coffin with those fuckers I ain't gonna let another one ever go anywhere ever again
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the urge to order pizza is really really strong uuuuuu
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that was NOT worth going out there for the two minutes it took to wait for the driver oh my GOD its so cold help help
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I actually cant stop shivering ;_;
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I think one of the first things we'll do once I have a new PC and I'm streaming again is we'll finally play Sunshine, its one of my favorites and I want to play it with everyone ( ´-`)
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I'll also finish up Drakengard 3 I swear
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