
✩ The demon lord of greed ✩ Sometimes stream, sometimes art ✩ twitch @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/eueSvVm43V alt acc for 🔞art: @lordofgreediest
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Opting to delete the throne post as I've had a moment of clarity and it bothers me for some reason (idk i think its the looming 2k that makes me feel nasty and icky)
opting to instead carry on offering the kofi because it feels less demandy
mwah mwah or whatever I did 💜
I *do* have a problem actually that might be an expensive fix
I bought a spiked choker because of course I did, that's my brand
it too small and its actively choking me out
I ended up buying a wig that, while kinda meh quality and thin af, MATCHES MY HAIR COLOR SOMEHOW SO I CAN MERELY WEAR IT OVER MY SHORT HAIR TO GET MORE FULLNESS
IM ACTUALLY IN LOVE
Ok!
So while all my items i ordered technically fit, I am running into the biggest issue that I should have 100% seen coming but somehow neglected: I can't actually get any cleavage going in this bikini top bc my girls are too big.
If anyone has any suggestions... well. Yeah.
anyways someone is doing some kind of prayer hymn in the stall next to me, I want every person who said womens washrooms were a place of unity and solace to go crucify themselves
PSA for bathroom using degenerates:
There is almost ALWAYS a button or mechanism on automatic toilets that you can use to initiate a manual flush when the sensors fail.
Please make yourself acquainted with it.
"gee sales are down and its been slow, wonder what's happening???"
the humble advertising clowns who accidentally listed our promotion ads online for our sale as "Ontario exclusive":
woke up
remember old stuffed animals of mine my family threw away for no reason without my permission
become 2% sadder
that was NOT worth going out there for the two minutes it took to wait for the driver oh my GOD its so cold help help

